Vergie Arthur


GRAB YOURS AND GO…

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Prinz Pathos – Best Costume Design

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Howard K. Stern – Best Short Story

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Mark “Hollywood” Hatten – Best Makeup

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Orinthal Simpson – Best Original Story

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Virgie Arthur – Lifetime Achievement Award

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All The Rest of You – There’s Plenty to Go Around

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Please note that while funny, this video has little or nothing to do with the above story, so this seems to be the appropriate place for it. 🙂

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THE NEW GOSSIP CHATROOM IS HERE!
First Chat: Howard K. Stern Is Gay? IS NOW CLOSED. IT WAS FUN! WE’LL BE BACK!

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“You were hungry!” “Well, how would you like to have someone come along and pick something off of you?” I love the Wizard of Oz.

I think it was John Lennon who said something like, “The problem is possession is not nine-tenths of the law, it’s nine-tenths of the problem.”

Well, that pretty much sums up the whole cesspool of swimmers in this Anna Nicole leech-fest. Making a buck is OK, that’s work. Making a buck at somebody’s expense, dead or alive, that’s not OK, that’s wrong.

I’ve lived in the sticks, and I know a little about cesspools. They are supposed to be a temporary repository for the undesired, which means their biggest problem is you have to clean them out frequently. But this one, there’s no drain…where is it all coming from?

If you visit this site often you know it’s really about people who are looking for The Easy Way Out. For the most, people who are trying to make a buck the wrong way. If you follow the Anna Nicole Dress Conspiracy thing here, you’ll get the idea, I hope. Take the grave robber who came along and “picked” a funeral rose for re-sale on Ebay. He was “hungry,” I guess.

I’m not a big fan of John Lennon, but he got it right. It is true, what you want to possess can kill you. Somebody asked me, “Why are you so cynical, do you really believe everybody is up to something?” “Nope,” I said. “But, I do believe in spooks.” I love the Wizard of Oz.

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LOS ANGELES: Pole At’ewe Productions of Beverly Hills has announced their latest reality based show; “Nassau Full-O’ ” taken from the once longest running (until now) TV shows; Hawaii-50. (Click Intro Tune)

HERE’S A SNEAKY PEAK OF THE CAST:

Howard K. Stern as the no-nonsense squatter Steve McGarrett

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“Larry-O” Birkhead as the ever-ready and able Danny “Book me, ‘Em” Williams

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Virgie “Can I Plead the 5th” Arthur as Steve’s nemesis the evil Wo Fat

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Dr. Joshua Perper as his “Raison d’Etre” Pathologist Doc Berg

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Larry “I Got a Show” Seidlin as Detective Chin Ho Kelly

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“Big Moe” as Detective look-alike Kono Kalakaua

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Donald Eugene “We’re Not In Texas Anymore?” Hogan as Ben Kokua

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Prince Freddy “Zsa Zsa” Anhalt as the Duke Lukela

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Immigration Minister Shane “Don’ Worry, Be Happy” Gibson as the Governor

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(Pictured Above – Anna and Hugh, Anna in 1993 Playboy, Marilyn in 1953 Playboy, Anna’s Lakeview Grave, Marilyn’s Westwood Grave)

…site choice may have gotten complicated.

Marilyn Monroe, born Norma Jean Mortenson, beloved “Candle In The Wind,” died August 5, 1962 and is buried in Los Angeles, CA at Westwood Village Memorial Park. Hugh Hefner, 81, founded his famed “Playboy” empire by featuring photos of Marilyn in 1953, the first edition of the magazine.

“Hef” was so taken by Marilyn that following her death he purchased among the last remaining crypt sites in Westwood next to her for reportedly $85,000, stating that when his time was due, he wanted to be laid to rest next to his favorite “Sweetheart,” then the pet name for what we now know as “Playmates.” Some forty years later, Anna Nicole Smith, born Vickie Lynn Marshall, who, of course, joined the “Candle” this past February 8, shared notoriety with Marilyn as the Playboy Playmate in 1993.

Much has been speculated as to Anna Nicole’s wishes particularly with regard to her desired final resting place. Anna’s mother; Virgie Arthur and boyfriends Howard Stern and Larry Birkhead all commented and testified in court that Anna wanted to be buried in California next to Marilyn Monroe. Virgie added, “She wanted to be buried with the stars.” Howard said he researched the possibility of burial alongside Marilyn, but the cost was an issue. Howard agonizes over money in the most clever ways, doesn’t he?

Anyhow, regardless of court testimony, burying Anna next to Marilyn was never even a remote possibility because of no space, that is, unless Hugh Hefner were to yield his, or somebody move out.

Howard, let’s do lunch. I’d love to hear more about your “research” into this matter.

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Out Easy has been told…

Due to his conflicting filming schedules between the ever popular “Hollywood Squares” and VH-1’s “Celebrity Fit Club,” there has been a change in casting.

Bruce Vilanch, picture right (I think), after negotiating a guaranteed safer bottom tiered spot, will return to “Hollywood Squares,” passing his jump-rope to
“Celebrity” dying-to-be; Vergie Arthur, mad-dame distanced mummy of Anna Nicole Smith. Lately, growing infamously, Vergie has been denoted in depth for delaying the dirge of her demised diva daughter’s dig day.

Bruce lost about six pounds on his last stint with “Celebrity Fitness.” That’s about the same weight of the normal human brain. Go figure. Break a leg, Vergie!

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