Out Easy


Is it possible that after all this time the conspiracy has not been resolved? One of our gentle readers is in desperate need for the following Pol’ Atteu creation, and we have smacked into this Google road hazard. Anyhow, if you can lend a hand, just drop us a line: outeasy@gmail.com. See here for further details FAT KID. Thanks Everybody!

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19 APRIL, 2007 FLASH NEWS UPDATE:

Our “Fat Kid Knowitall” ‘KidFat’ made a mistake. If you can help, please give him a squeeze. Thank you!

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OOPS!

OK, I’M OM IT! THANK YOU,

KID FAT
“THE FAT KID KNOW IT ALL”

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On 4/19/07, Jessica S wrote:

The dress that you sent me the link to is the wrong dress. Here is a picture of the green dress I was referring to. Please let me know what to do from here.

Hi, sorry to keep bothering you, I was wondering if you forgot about me. I know these things can not be rushed but I have a weeding to attend on June 9th and was checking on our progress. THANK YOU AGAIN!!! jessica

—– Original Message —–

From: out easy

To: Jessica S

Sent: Thursday, April 05, 2007 11:30 AM

Subject: Re: Anna Nicole

I’m sure we can help. Back to you shortly. Thanks for writing, and have an amazing day!

On 4/3/07, Jessica S wrote:

In reply to your e-mail for the green Anna Nicole dress that was made by Mr.
Atteu. I wrote to you from my husbands e-mail the first time by mistake, I
really love this dress and have recently lost allot of weight as did Anna. I
have always been a huge fan of Anna and my weight seemed to fluctuate like
Anna’s did. I also used trim spa and excersie and I finally feel and look
alot better. I really appreciate you contacting me back and I understand if
there is nothing you can do for a peon like me, but would be sooooooo
extremely grateful to you forever if you can help. THANK YOU IN
ADVANCE!!!!!! Jessica
—– Original Message —–
From: “out easy” <outeasy@gmail.com>
To: “John S
Sent: Monday, March 12, 2007 4:31 PM
Subject: Re: Anna Nicole

> No worries dood, we can help! No money is an object, but never the
> end. Just tell us why you need/want the dress in any words or less,
> and dreams happen. Have an amazing day.
>
> Out Easy ;-)
> On 3/12/07, John S wrote:
>>
>> I have been desperatley trying to get a hold of Mr.Atteu I really need to
>> find the green dress that she wore in an awards ceremony in 2004 where
>> she
>> was with her son Daniel. This dress is a tank top/mermaid style dress. On
>> Inside edition I saw it in the window of his hollywood store and ofcourse
>> I
>> do not have the money to go get it. Please advise, I am a huge fan of
>> Anna
>> and I need to find this dress.

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Mark “Hollywood” Hatten

“Are you allowed to have cigars in prison?” There are three questions I want answered by Mark “Hollywood” Hatten, and that was the first. Remember “Hollywood?” I didn’t until last night when I was searching a tech site for an updated display driver, and there he was, or his “exclusive” story anyway, permalinked to the ATI specs review I needed. (Sorry, I didn’t read your article about Mark, gentle writer, but I will if I can find my way back). Since you don’t remember “Hollywood,” and to your benefit, some of it is coming back to me, Mark is the brother of Jackie Hatten who is famous for some beach sport, volleyball I think, who was befriended by Anna Nicole Smith during a visit to the beauty parlor. Jackie turned out to be none so kind in her ruminations on network TV following Anna’s death. This I do remember because when she spoke I was thinking, “gee, some friend.” Anyhow, Jackie set up Anna with Mark, and the rest is his history. When you are in between searches for software drivers, hop over to Mark’s site: www.markhollywoodhatten.com. (Do not be surprised if this site is gone. Since I wrote this article, Our buds at “ISHOWARDKSTERNAMURDERER.COM” have disappeared, along with others, now that Howard Stern seems to be getting serious.)

After spending some time there, my second question for Mark is; “How did you come to pick up the name ‘Hollywood’.” I’m sorry Mark, but your writing left me a little sad, actually. Surely I missed something, but as I read, Mark dated Anna for some two years, gave a sperm and saliva? sample to Anna’s “private” doctor, Anna broke up with Mark, Howard K. Stern at 5’8″ killed Mark, 6’5,” who woke up from the dead in a bathtub four days later, Howard ran Mark off, Mark stalked Anna, held a knife to her throat and threatened Howard with bodily harm, and Mark is winding up his subsequent guilty conviction with a seven year full stretch in the stir for the grief dished him – and it’s all, “documented.” Put the kids away, as with any Anna Nicole story, here’s where it gets graphic. Mark’s sperm sample was to be cryonically preserved, just like J. Howard’s, for Anna’s exclusive future use, and I guess the saliva was to assist somehow. This is worse than “Slow Moving” sperm O.J. Simpson. Where’s Monte Hall? “Come on down!”

Of course, Mark’s paternity touts are not new and are hardly newsworthy given more established claims by the other players on our “lacrosse team” here, but his tact certainly is worth mention. My third question for Mark is;“What have you been doing for the last seven years?” To me, the “story” just adds to sum zero. All at once, commencing this past February 17, Mark registers his web site with Internic, for purposes of presenting the living hell he was subjected to, while hawking his to be written tome replete with complimenting wares; “Hollywood Bad Boy: Sex, Drugs, and Anna Nicole.” Some title. Any filler left once you discard the dust jacket? You going to show those pictures of you and Anna in bed and discuss your private sex video like on your web site? Been there, seen it dood. Mark’s pre-review is OK with me. If published, I’ll never read the book anyway. It goes; “My story has been featured on People Magazine, TMZ, Larry King Live, Fox News – On The Record, Court TV, Hannity and Colmes, The E! Channel, (What, was Gunsmoke unavailable?) and (sic) I’m currently talking with attorneys, journalists, TV Producers, and book publishers, stay tuned for more exciting developments! Coming soon, my tell-all book! The unbelievable absolutely true story of my crazy life, Mark ‘Hollywood’ Hatten! Before there were reality shows, there was my world! My stories are not for the faint of heart, mind, or soul. My ‘wild-child’ youth growing up in the Hollywood Hills! Mark Hatten’s court room drama, railroaded and exonerated! (you are doing time, right?) Saved from the clutches of death and sin (in no particular order) by our Lord Jesus Christ! This story is straight out of the world of Hunter S. Thompson except this is the real deal! ‘Soul restoration is my full time occupation in life.'” I’m riveted.

That pretty much does it for me, but not quite, Mark. It’s the cigars I need to know about. I know you get TV and periodicals in jail. Seen them? Your “story” is the same as everybody’s playing this game. “What have you been doing for the past seven years?” What really does do it for me, is the book’s dedication; “In loving memory of Anna Nicole Smith 1967-2007, may she rest in peace. Anna Nicole Smith is the sweetest woman I have ever known…she is my soul mate, and the heart of my dreams.” I said I was probably missing something, and while there is nothing wrong in expressing a little self-promotion, if you want to push that notion, but Mark, the story is Anna Nicole. She was the lady that died. “May she rest in peace?” May you never be my “soul mate.”

This can’t have anything to do with the timing of Mark’s release in a month or two, or want for money. Apparently, Mark’s got plenty as he states his annual income to exceed $250,000.00 on MySpace. And, he has gone on record with willingness to renounce Dannielynn’s inheritance, should she be so fortunate. Again, Mark. Dannielynn is the story here. It doesn’t make any difference if you are the father, or joined at the hip for that matter. You are not a party to that issue, regardless of paternity, but nice thought, anyhow. And what’s with all the letters to your cell mate, now literary agent/business manager, your words; “Sell this on Ebay.” Listen, you write a book about the cigars, about “Hollywood,” and about what you’ve been doing for the past seven years, throw in some stuff about coming around after being killed and left in a bath tub and how the soul restoration gig is going, and I’ll buy that, and the cigars. I know it won’t be a love story, but you weren’t going there anyhow. Best luck when you get out. Help us.

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THE FOLLOWING WAS BORROWED FROM MARK HATTEN’S WEB SITE, AND IS BELIEVED INTENDED TO CONVEY SOMETHING TO HOWARD K. STERN:

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A Mark’s Video/Call From Prison

 

 

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Happy Birthday Viagra! On 27 March, 1998 the US Federal Drug Administration (FDA) approved use of the “wee blue friend” now taken by an estimated, largely satisfied, 30 million users. Viva Viagra, let’s party doods! Dubbed “Poke” by edgy circuit-boys, you should celebrate an unprecedented nine years of longevity by choosing a safe musical session. My genre fave is Disco. From the annals, though ripe in age, I highly commend the 2002 maxi-CD “Viva Viagra, Viva Amor” by the multi-faceted German legacy; Sänger Frederic von Anhalt. Released in April, 2002 under the Soundpoint label, this crowning jewel is pleasure packed with the tune descriptives; “Radio” mix, “Disco-Party Power” thumper, “Karaoke” spectacle, and “Megaphone” version, all providing varietal rhapsody bundled under the festive title of the work. Coming up for air in 14:54 total minutes of rhythm, it’s an impressive roll for anybody you fete.

Those of you Stateside likely will have inability finding this masterpiece outside of Fire Island, however, given worldly attention, I have located a load portal at AOL Musik DE should you want a quickie, and individual tricks can be claimed for just under one Euro, a steal from Deutschland. Pros and cons? No standing while getting it, but colorful wrapped protection is not afforded. For this, older, but spared copies of the bargained title can be found at Amazon.de. Whilst additional frauds are everywhere these days, to be safe, use discretion in your affairs, and always go with the reputable names.

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