Out Easy Dining – Where to Go – Anna Nicole


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SAN DIEGO, CA: March 11, 2007 5:45 PST (This is a rush draft subject to additional edit. Not for public consumption)

“I am the father of Dannielynn, Anna Nicole’s baby.” “Yeah, that’s the ticket.” Tommy Flanagan, inventor of the Yellow Pages, former husband of Morgan Fairchild and frequent White House Lincoln Bedroom guest, entered to spring forward with the revelation at a brunch commiserating Daylight Savings Time hosted by the news content organization; Outeasy, at San Diego’s Hotel Del Coronado’s soon to be more famous seaside brasserie, “1500 Ocean.”

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Out Easy, Editor-In-Chief and the events benefactor was quoted, “It is a beautiful day, a perfect time for this change.” “I believe this will be a ‘win-win’ for everybody,” added Mr. Easy. Pressed as to the validity of Flanagan’s parentage in light of the spate of possibles now including O. J. Simpson, Easy concluded, “Mr. Simpson and his publicist (Norm Pardo) need to fall back.” “This is not a day for O. J.” Shaker Boys from the adjacent Babcock & Story bar were busy entertaining wellwishers with Ramos Gin Fizzes, and one unidentified attendee was overheard attesting, “It makes perfect sense, I mean, Dannielynn and Flanagan, they’re both Irish names, right?”

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Anna Nicole Smith born Vickie Lynn Hogan November 28, 1967. Houston Police arrest photo for DUI and former occupation at Jim’s Krispy Fried Chicken in Mexia, Texas.

Billy Wayne Smith married Anna April 4, 1985. Divorced 1987.

Jim’s Krispy Fried Chicken

312 E Milam St
Mexia, TX 76667
254.562.5035

THE REVIEWS ARE IN…

Jim’s Krispy Fried Chicken
I am an entrepenuer from MALAYSIA and I came to Texas 3 years ago for a business trip. I was so hungry on the second day I was there as I did not have anything to eat the other night. It was around 3pm when I saw Jim’s Krispy Fried Chicken while walking around my hotel area. It’s location is very strategic, right in the heart of Houston, only 200feet from the Sherattan Cowboy Motel (cheap shack where I bunked in for a week)and only 20km southwest from Beyonce Knowle’s family farm. The moment I stepped in the diner, it might look like an average next-door kind of eatery. But once I flipped through the menu and smell the sweet aroma from the kitchen, I was hooked like Clinton and Lewinsky! I ordered the Spicy Curry Chicken Soup for starters and oh my, did that get my stomach burning for more! My main dish on that day was the Ice Cold Special which is basically deep fried spring chicken which is soaked into a bucket of ice cold Budweiser Beer and served with fries which are steamed and simmered with a lil’ pinch of Irish Coffee. That woke me up like a classic American nvasion of the Middle East. For my dessert, I had the ultimate diabetes inviting, lung cancer coated piece of cake ever in the history of ankind (Mick Foley). It is called the “Killing Machine” and I believe there isn’t a name more appropriate than that. Damn, that stuff really drove me nuts!!! After that day, I went and had my three meals a day at that simple but special diner for a week which will forever stay fresh in my mind, heart and in my soul! HIGHLY RECCOMENDED! God Bless Jim’s Krispy Fried Chicken!!!!!!!! [15 Apr 2004 10:23:13]

Food: **** Service: * Ambiance: * Overall: *****
Recommended Dishes: Tango Chicky Loco, Fiery Flamed Chicken Ribs, Bush Atomic Chicken Attack Combo.

­John Bon-Bon Jovial

They do chicken right
A restaurant full of old people usually scares me off (they can’t taste anything anyway) but don’t let them run you away from Jim’s. Their chicken (and catfish) is Krispy with a capital ‘k’ because it isn’t greasy and heavy. And they serve respectable if uninspired sides, including (reconstituted) mashed potatoes and gravy, rolls (or were they biscuits?), cole slaw, potato salad, hush puppies, and fries. I can’t vouch for the drinks because we didn’t get any, but I did get a huge styrofoam container of food from their to-go window (Jim’s also has an enclosed dine-in area): two pieces of catfish, a mound of fries — not as Krispy as the catfish, unfortunately — two hush puppies, and coleslaw for under $5. That’s what we in San Francisco call some good cheap eats. [10 Jan 2004 17:33:22]

Food: *** Service: **** Ambiance: *** Overall: ***
Recommended Dishes: fried chicken, catfish

­Anonymous

YOU CAN LEAVE THIS AT HOME. THEY ONLY TAKE CASH –


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