Nassau


Very funny stuff going on there. Clic pic to check it out. 🙂

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Intimate Showing
Paris
There are over 150 runway showings during Paris Fashion Week, a fact that increasingly forces designers to opt for intimate showroom presentations. Pol’ Atteu, Felipe Oliveira Baptista, and Adam Jones — three very strong and experimental presentations — showed under such circumstances last month in Paris at Deuxieme Bureau, the press showroom. Citing fabulous Bahamian trade winds and unprecedented rubber-necking, Pol’ Atteu announced after losing his lease in Nassau
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Pol’ Atteu Outlet Mall, Nassau, The Bahamas

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“You were hungry!” “Well, how would you like to have someone come along and pick something off of you?” I love the Wizard of Oz.

I think it was John Lennon who said something like, “The problem is possession is not nine-tenths of the law, it’s nine-tenths of the problem.”

Well, that pretty much sums up the whole cesspool of swimmers in this Anna Nicole leech-fest. Making a buck is OK, that’s work. Making a buck at somebody’s expense, dead or alive, that’s not OK, that’s wrong.

I’ve lived in the sticks, and I know a little about cesspools. They are supposed to be a temporary repository for the undesired, which means their biggest problem is you have to clean them out frequently. But this one, there’s no drain…where is it all coming from?

If you visit this site often you know it’s really about people who are looking for The Easy Way Out. For the most, people who are trying to make a buck the wrong way. If you follow the Anna Nicole Dress Conspiracy thing here, you’ll get the idea, I hope. Take the grave robber who came along and “picked” a funeral rose for re-sale on Ebay. He was “hungry,” I guess.

I’m not a big fan of John Lennon, but he got it right. It is true, what you want to possess can kill you. Somebody asked me, “Why are you so cynical, do you really believe everybody is up to something?” “Nope,” I said. “But, I do believe in spooks.” I love the Wizard of Oz.

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“DAYLIGHT COME AND HE WAN’ GO HOME”

Little weary from straw “marketeering” with my new found bro (yeah, we’re in touch) the EBay Petal Pusher; Prop Hall of “Shame” from the Anna Nicole Dress Conspiracy II, so, I’m back on board the Festival, now weighed in Freeport, taking in the Lounge Lizzards and sippin’ Bahama Mamas’ at the Lodi Poop Deck. “Howard, is that you?” “Dang, you got game, dood, crazy, wacky, funky, jumpin’ – do the hump!” “Love it!” “Is that Larry on that keyboard thing?” “I want some of what y’all got!” “Can anybody play this game?”

“WORK ALL NIGHT ON A DRINK OF RUM”

OK, I’m not in Nassau, but hey, you can Fake Your Way To The Top, right Prop?

“COME MR. TALLY MON, TALLY ME BANANA”

(Conch Fry is happening tonite at Horizons – Over the Hill, Bring Some Bump!)

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(UPDATE – MARCH 10, 2007 – PLEASE READ THE COMMENTS SECTION HERE. PRETTY MUCH SEZ IT ALL)

Out Easy is a little late with this, but “The Dress” got away. 😦 A bunch of questions surely will go un-answered, but our Bests tell us the lucky duck got a steal on “The Dress” from our Fave Uber-Fab Singer Sewer Pol’ Atteu. We went for the back door, but entry looks fruitless:

Pol’ Atteu Dress Inbox

 

Hey Jay,

Did “The Dress” sell? If your buyer falls through, let me know. I
would be interested. Thank you,


Out Easy

Dear Ms. Easy,

It was mailed out today. Keep checking our store.

We have things that are much nicer than

the Pol’ Atteu dress.

Thanks,

Jay and Barbara

This is a real barbituate, but I’m still up enuff to shop, and found this on EBay near “The Dress:”

ANNA NICOLE SMITH AUTHENTIC FUNERAL ROSE

  Item number: 260093997760

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ANNA NICOLE SMITH AUTHENTIC FUNERAL PINK ROSE. DIRECT FROM THE BAHAMAS WHERE I AM WRITING THIS ADD FROM. WE ATTENDED ANNA NICOLE’S FUNERAL YESTERDAY AND IT WAS FABULOUS, AND WE WOULD LIKE TO OFFER 6 OF THE BEAUTIFUL PINK ROSES WE RECEIVED FROM THE CEREMONY AS SEEN IN PHOTO. I AM SO SORRY WE CAN NOT DOWNLOAD THE CLOSE UP PHOTOS OF FLOWERS FROM HERE BUT THE OFFER IS FOR ONE PINK ROSE IN A GLASS OR PLASTIC TUBE AND CLOSED LID FOR THAT FRESH PACKAGING. ITEM WILL COME WITH A COA. THIS IS A VERY RARE AND AWESOME ITEM TO HAVE FOR ANY COLLECTION OR JUST TO REMEMBER! PLEASE KEEP YOUR QUESTIONS FOCUSED ON THE ITEM. WE WILL SHIP PRIORITY MAIL FROM THE MAINLAND AS SOON AS WE LAND IN BOX FORM. PLEASE EMAIL ME ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE RE: ADD.

Go figure. My favorite part of this ad is the amphiboly near the end: “…WE WILL SHIP THIS AS SOON AS WE LAND IN BOX…”

Well, “Prop Hall of Fame,” considering you are (a) a bad writer, (b) a pathological liar, and (c) a grave robber, shipping you home air freight in a box sounds about right.

If you really need cash this bad, e-me and I’ll give you Howard K. Stern’s parent’s phone number. For faster service, click below, you’ll feel better about you.

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LOS ANGELES: Pole At’ewe Productions of Beverly Hills has announced their latest reality based show; “Nassau Full-O’ ” taken from the once longest running (until now) TV shows; Hawaii-50. (Click Intro Tune)

HERE’S A SNEAKY PEAK OF THE CAST:

Howard K. Stern as the no-nonsense squatter Steve McGarrett

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“Larry-O” Birkhead as the ever-ready and able Danny “Book me, ‘Em” Williams

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Virgie “Can I Plead the 5th” Arthur as Steve’s nemesis the evil Wo Fat

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Dr. Joshua Perper as his “Raison d’Etre” Pathologist Doc Berg

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Larry “I Got a Show” Seidlin as Detective Chin Ho Kelly

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“Big Moe” as Detective look-alike Kono Kalakaua

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Donald Eugene “We’re Not In Texas Anymore?” Hogan as Ben Kokua

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Prince Freddy “Zsa Zsa” Anhalt as the Duke Lukela

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Immigration Minister Shane “Don’ Worry, Be Happy” Gibson as the Governor

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(Click Closing Tune)

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