“Nappy Ho, Nappy Ho” ~ I’m Sick of Your Message, and…
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Prince Frederic von Anhalt & Kader Loth, stars of “The Castle”
This is not a complete episode, but it’s enough. Many thanks to our Best in Deutchland for this. About half way through, you’ll see the Prince break into a tirade, forcibly clear the dining table, strike other actors and storm from the scene. While this is not exactly jaw dropping stuff, it is amusing behavior for a “royal.” Still photos from the show and a complete description follow on the next page. Enjoy!
THIS IS WHAT THEY:
“I do not belong to humans who must wait to be discovered.” ~Kader Loth, part of her motto.
“I don’t meet people like that, I don’t need to meet people like that.” ~ Prinz von Anhalt, on Howard K. Stern.
“Luxury stands for me properly.” ~ Kader Loth.
“I knew Rubirosa, and you sir, are not Rubirosa!” ~ Me. A sticky to remind me to finish the Gigolo piece.
“He is a cheap gigolo and a good butler.” ~ Prinz von Anhalt on Larry Birkhead.
“She forgives me. She has had her shame of scandals.” ~ Prinz von Anhalt on his “affair” with Anna Nicole, speaking for Zsa Zsa.
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March 20, 2007
(L>R) Marcus, Dad & Son, Dad & Mom, Family Imperial Crest, Marcus & Frederick, Marcus, Aunt Paris
(CAUTION – THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS LINKS TO SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT, NOT OURS)
Names. I really am the worst when it comes to remembering names, reckless at social gatherings. With this fret, on my way out for the evening, I transfixed my thoughts to little Dannylynn, since at her age, I do not believe she can reason for herself, but no worries, neither can many of her elders. Anyhow, suppose Daddy really is Prince Frederick Anhalt, also known in Germany by his adopted name and station; “Frederic Prince von Anhalt Duke to Saxonia and Westphalia and Count von Askanien?” The good news is that I when I’m old enough, I’ll come to understand I’m a Princess, and my “adoptive” mother is, “Her Royal Highness Zsa Zsa von Anhalt (Gabor) Princess and Duchess of The Holy Roman Empire,” which means If Conrad hadn’t checked out of the hotel early, I could fill him in on the latest panty romps of Paris Hilton, my Step Great Aunt. But the better news is, I have another brother.
Yup. Seems that about a year or so ago, “Mummy and Daddy” adopted one Marcus Eberhardt of Munich, Germany, and he is now; “Prince Eberhardt Edward von Anhalt Duke to Saxonia and Westphalia and Count von Askanien.” Frederick, now claiming to be 64, met his future son Marcus, 38, at “Pure Platinum,” a table-dance a go-go club in Frankfurt, Germany seven or eight years ago. (“Mummy” Zsa Zsa, is somewhere in the neighborhood of 90, and I’m not good with math either). Next time you are in Munich, be sure to be taken in at the Villa Fantasia in Riem, the well known brothel then owned by, and the source of gah-zillions of Marcus’s Marks. Missed him? He may be on board his yacht or spring cleaning one of his mansions in either Florida, Dubai, Frankfurt, Munich, or Ibiza. Prior to his adoption, Marcus and Frederick reputedly chummed around in numerous sex clubs throughout Germany. Here’s where you’d think I’d insert; “chip off the old block,” but that story is too good and is reserved for another day. Stay tuned.
Frederick is, of course, too of “adopted” titles, reportedly purchased through our favorite, and likewise adopted “title broker;” Consul Weyer Graf von Yorck. (Read: “Fake Your Way to the Top”) Frederick’s adoption apparently occurred in February, 1980 to the daughter-in-law of Germany’s Emperor Wilhelm II. Then 82, she was; “H. H. Marie Auguste Antoinette Frederike Alexandra Hilda Luise.” Reportedly “Mom” was short of expenses at the time, and Frederick, known then as the “Supporter,” paid her for the title the princely sum of 2000 Marks monthly for the brief time before her death. Our Bests’ tell us irrational exuberance caught up with Marcus and the price of his title was a bit more – in excess of $1 Million.
Anyhow, Dannylynn, somebody, probably actually famous once said, “What’s in a Name?” Don’t ask me who, though. I’m not good with names.
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3/22 UPDATE -“I KNOW NOTHING!!!” Things that make you go hmmmm…..
Attention Howard K. Stern: Anna Nicole Smith’s most private possessions are a frickin’ gold mine.
TMZ has learned that in an eBay auction, a businessman from Hamburg, Germany just dropped $512,500 on two handwritten diaries, penned by Anna Nicole between 1992 and 1994.
According to the seller, Thomas Riccio of Universal Rarities, the winner is “a huge fan” of the former Playboy Playmate, but wishes to remain anonymous. The German outbid fans from all over the world, including the United States, England and even the Bahamas.
CHAPTER II NEW APRIL 4, 2007! CLICK ON THE PRINZ
March 15, 2007
15 March, 2007
My Dear Bobby,
My bad to have missed you at the DST brunch, same old me; Mr. Un-Schway! So much for O.J., huh? Anyhow, heard you were uber-fab as usual, wearing that Onch, ouch! BTW, the clean-up boys at the Del found this business license on the floor. Slipped out of your purse? Might want to get your peeps to have a look. This needs renewal or is SUSPENDED or something. Probably fell through the crack, I guess, and careful honey, jail is not your color! For always,
PS: When the dolls come, bag one for me!
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March 14, 2007
A couple of hours after I wrote “My Dog,” Reuters came out with the above captioned story “kinda” about how Judge Gerald Rosenberg of the LA Superior Court said it was OK to auction off the “If I Did It.” book. Here’s a link to it; (Judge Orders…) or, ask, and I’ll email it to you. Well, the story is not quite right, and I’m going to ask you to leave your comments to sort it all out. We’re not taking names – you can be anonymous if you wish, and there is no registration required. Thanks, and we all look forward to hearing from you. – Outeasy
1:28 PST March15, 2007
Thanks much for the comments, links, etc. All fascinating stuff, for sure, but we’re kinda looking at a hopefully never to happen book deal here. Are you writing one? Be glad to hear about it? Best luck. 🙂
9:37 PST March 14, 2007
Mr. Easy is away for a brief bit, but likes to read, a bunch, and he will (he reads everything sent to him), but can you please just give us a quick summary of how all this goes together here? Like who is Michael Hahn, why you, and why the bad guys are out to get you? Thanks,
Melissa, Ed. Assoc.
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I am hard to follow sometimes, not your fault.
Michael Hahn sent me his e-mail on December 12th, 2005.
Certain people have tried to kill me, not Michael Hahn.
The Legal Document’s are “Some of My (Mario) Legal Documents from The OJ Simpson Case.” If you go to my tinseltown website, scroll down. Doument’s are there also.
Please read these links:
7:07 PST March, 14, 2007
Well, I tried. I read the email stuff from Michael Hahn, and I am lost.
Let me see, he’s married to Ron Goldman’s sister, is in his seventh
year of a divorce, and has half of LA out to ruin or kill him? Why
would he be concerned with who stands to make money on a book deal? If
I had that much material, I’d be looking for a publisher. BTW, I never
could get the “legal documents” to load. Pass my “good luck” to
I was/and still am personally involved in The OJ SImpson Case and Saga. Here is what I just blogged about yesterday concerning one of The Simpson/Goldman Lawsuit’s:
And here are my 2 website’s concerning The OJ Simpson Case, Pellicano, and More…..:
The OJ Simpson Case
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