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CLICK THE PIC TO READ & SIGN THE PETITION!

Do it for moi! Muchas Gracias!

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“First she loses Tinkerbell, then she ditches her for a cuter dog, then replaces that dog with a ferret, then a kinkajou monkey and then, I gather, a goat,” said in a statement quoted from the publisher of Hollywood Dog magazine. How much would you take if you were Tinkerbell? This is not normal for a Chihuahua.

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LATEST VEGAS LINE:

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QUESTION: What will be the outcome of Paris Hilton’s stint in jail?

Paris will announce that jail is – Hot +500
She’ll have her sentence extended for bad behavior +5000
Paris will fall in love with a fellow inmate +1500

She’ll come out with a -One Night in Jail-sex tape +2000
Paris will publish a Jailhouse workout video +500
She’ll try to sneak Tinkerbell into jail +2000
Paris Hilton will be caught attempting to scape +400
Paris Hilton will manage sucessfull scape +30000

 

QUESTION: What is in store for Paris Hilton before Dec 31st 2007?

 

She’ll be charged with driving drunk again +200
Paris will be caught with a controlled substance +300
She wil become a brain surgeon +20000

 

Paris Hilton Obituary Writing Contest:

Keep The Kids Busy (Actually, a pretty good idea!)

May 10th – Due to the overwhelming number of applicants we have decided to extend our submission deadline to the end of the month.

Capla Kesting Fine Art invites all students from ages thirteen to eighteen to compete for prizes, to be announced, by composing an obituary for Paris Hilton, based on the “Paris Hilton Autopsy” created by artist Daniel Edwards. The obituary shouldn’t exceed 300 words and must be submitted by May 30, 2007. Winners will be posted June 7, 2007.

Final entries selected from three age groups, which include, 13 –14, 15 – 16, 17 – 18, will be evaluated by a simple rubric that assesses the composition by command of topic, development, organization, and creativity.

Capla Kesting wishes good luck to all of the contestants. Happy obituary writing!

We will start posting Paris Hilton Obituary contestent submissions later this week. Please email all obituaries for considerations here, thanks and good luck! Please note that all email sent to the gallery, obituary our otherwise is property of CKFA and will be used at our discression in any way we see fit.

Daniel Edwards – Paris Hilton Autopsy
May 12 – 30
 

A) Clay model of the Paris Hilton Autopsy by Daniel Edwards in pre-autopsy form with “Tinkerbell.” Life Size, 2007

“Paris herself would probably take one look at the installation and draw, “Dude, I look great. DUI death is hot.”” – The New Yorker Magazine – The Fug Girls

 

 

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HAVE YOU SEEN THESE FLOATING AROUND?

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Sister Nicky Hilton at the Hollywood Police Station Sept. 7, 2006 to bail out Paris.

HERE’S THE “FREE PARIS HILTON” VERSION:

To:
The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger

Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.

Hilton is notable for her leading roles on the FOX reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic “House of Wax”. In addition to her work as an actress, she has achieved some recognition as a model, celebrity spokesperson, singer, and writer.

As most of America now knows, Ms. Hilton was just charged in a Los Angeles court with DUI and sentenced to 45 days in Century Regional Detention Facility in California beginning on or before June 5, 2007.

We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong. We do not support drunk driving or DUI charges. Paris should have been sober. But she shouldn’t go to jail, either.

As depicted on Friday night’s episode “Nancy Grace” on Headline News (May 4, 2007), countless celebrities have been “slapped on the wrist” for similar incidents recently. Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Tracy Morgan, Wynonna Judd, to name a few, were arrested and never did a day in jail after their initial arrests for drunk driving /DUI /DWI charges. Rappers Busta Rhymes and Eve still walk free after both being arrested for the same charges as Ms. Hilton just this past week. Brandy’s California Highway accident, although no proof of DUI was evidenced in her accident, resulting in the death of a young wife and mother in California, yet Brandy walks free as of today, never doing any time and A WOMAN HAS BEEN KILLED most likely due to her reckless driving!

Yet, Paris Hilton did not hurt, injure, or kill anyone or anything, and yet she must do jail time.

This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life. Everyone makes mistakes. She didn’t hurt or kill anyone, and she has learned her lesson. She is sincere, apologetic, and full of regret for her actions as she explained tearfully to the Judge handling her case in court yesterday.She is distraught and understandably afraid.

WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT to save our Paris from ending up at the Century Regional Detention Facility! Please sign to tell The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger of the State of California, to think about the welfare of this young woman who has made a mortal error and deserves a second chance like so many others in our great nation have been served with after a mistake they have made . If the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well, and we hope and expect The Governor will understand and grant this unusual but important request in good faith to Ms. Paris Whitney Hilton.

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Publicist Elliot Mintz drives Paris home after Sept. 7, 2006 D.U.I. arrest.

HERE’S THE “JAIL PARIS HILTON” VERSION:

For as long as she has been in the public spotlight, Paris Hilton has knowingly and willingly broken the law, and her actions have gotten more and more brazen over the last few years. Her actions indicate that she feels the law doesn’t apply to her as she has repeatedly flaunted the law in full view of witnesses, often paparazzi and camera crews.

A few of the many examples:

In June of 2006, she knowingly backed into a parked car and then sped away, in full view of the paparazzi. This is a misdemeanor punishable by up to 6 months in jail. Paris was never charged.

In September of 2006 she was arrested for driving under the influence and driving with a blood-alcohol level of .08 or higher. In January, Hilton pleaded no contest to those charges and was sentenced to 36 months probation, her drivers license was suspended and she was ordered to enroll in an alcohol education program within 21 days. She never enrolled in the program and she was photographed driving her Bentley convertible just two days later.

Just one month later (on February 27), she was pulled over by Los Angeles County Sheriffs deputies at 10:30 at night for driving 70 miles per hour, without her headlights on, down Sunset Boulevard, which is a 35 miles per hour zone.

In March 2007, the Los Angeles City’s Attorney’s Office filed a motion citing Hilton for violating the terms of her DUI probation, asking for 45 days in jail, even though the law allowed Paris to be sentenced to 90 days in jail. Hilton violated at least three conditions of her probation; driving at 70 mph without her headlights on in a 35 mph zone, driving with a suspended license, and failing to enroll in the court-ordered alcohol education program.

This petition asks Governor Schwarzenegger to ignore other petitions asking for clemency and show the people of California that no one is above the law. This petition asks that Governor Schwarzenegger do everything in his power to ensure that Paris Hilton serve her full 45 day sentence.

W H A T ‘ S N E X T ?

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