Anna Nicole Funeral Dress


Is it possible that after all this time the conspiracy has not been resolved? One of our gentle readers is in desperate need for the following Pol’ Atteu creation, and we have smacked into this Google road hazard. Anyhow, if you can lend a hand, just drop us a line: outeasy@gmail.com. See here for further details FAT KID. Thanks Everybody!

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19 APRIL, 2007 FLASH NEWS UPDATE:

Our “Fat Kid Knowitall” ‘KidFat’ made a mistake. If you can help, please give him a squeeze. Thank you!

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OOPS!

OK, I’M OM IT! THANK YOU,

KID FAT
“THE FAT KID KNOW IT ALL”

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On 4/19/07, Jessica S wrote:

The dress that you sent me the link to is the wrong dress. Here is a picture of the green dress I was referring to. Please let me know what to do from here.

Hi, sorry to keep bothering you, I was wondering if you forgot about me. I know these things can not be rushed but I have a weeding to attend on June 9th and was checking on our progress. THANK YOU AGAIN!!! jessica

—– Original Message —–

From: out easy

To: Jessica S

Sent: Thursday, April 05, 2007 11:30 AM

Subject: Re: Anna Nicole

I’m sure we can help. Back to you shortly. Thanks for writing, and have an amazing day!

On 4/3/07, Jessica S wrote:

In reply to your e-mail for the green Anna Nicole dress that was made by Mr.
Atteu. I wrote to you from my husbands e-mail the first time by mistake, I
really love this dress and have recently lost allot of weight as did Anna. I
have always been a huge fan of Anna and my weight seemed to fluctuate like
Anna’s did. I also used trim spa and excersie and I finally feel and look
alot better. I really appreciate you contacting me back and I understand if
there is nothing you can do for a peon like me, but would be sooooooo
extremely grateful to you forever if you can help. THANK YOU IN
ADVANCE!!!!!! Jessica
—– Original Message —–
From: “out easy” <outeasy@gmail.com>
To: “John S
Sent: Monday, March 12, 2007 4:31 PM
Subject: Re: Anna Nicole

> No worries dood, we can help! No money is an object, but never the
> end. Just tell us why you need/want the dress in any words or less,
> and dreams happen. Have an amazing day.
>
> Out Easy ;-)
> On 3/12/07, John S wrote:
>>
>> I have been desperatley trying to get a hold of Mr.Atteu I really need to
>> find the green dress that she wore in an awards ceremony in 2004 where
>> she
>> was with her son Daniel. This dress is a tank top/mermaid style dress. On
>> Inside edition I saw it in the window of his hollywood store and ofcourse
>> I
>> do not have the money to go get it. Please advise, I am a huge fan of
>> Anna
>> and I need to find this dress.

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There are over 150 runway showings during Paris Fashion Week, a fact that increasingly forces designers to opt for intimate showroom presentations. Pol’ Atteu, Felipe Oliveira Baptista, and Adam Jones — three very strong and experimental presentations — showed under such circumstances last month in Paris at Deuxieme Bureau, the press showroom. Citing fabulous Bahamian trade winds and unprecedented rubber-necking, Pol’ Atteu announced after losing his lease in Nassau
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From the Outeasy mailbag, comes this…

10 March, 2007

Dear Mr. Easy:

Whilst I am a fan and greatly enjoy your writings in The Easy Way Out, I would be remiss in failing to direct attention to your total ignorance of how to use an apostrophe.

There are two, and only two, reasons to use an apostrophe, and yours are neither. Now, either you are the first person to find a crazy third use for an apostrophe which will seamlessly assimilate itself into the English language over the next few years causing you to be hailed as some sort of pioneer, or, as is infinitely more likely, you just don’t know, or care, how to use apostrophes.

The first reason for use is to indicate the absence of letters, such as in don’t, (do not). The second is to indicate possession by a noun or proper noun, as in “Easy’s blog.” I only caution your attention as to avoid the like fate of Sheridan’s Mrs. Malaprop.

Please note this. You constantly and incorrectly associate apostrophes in the words “pol’ and pole at’ewe.” You seem intelligent, and to the former it should be obvious there are no missing letters in “pol.” To the latter, whilst “at” is generally a noun, you, and correctly so, are using “at” as a preposition. You see, an “at” cannot own a ewe.

Thanking you for your consideration, and with kindest wishes for continued success, I am,

Cordially,

Brian Sylvester

Well, holy dangling participle and comma-splice, Brian. “Mea Culpa,” and many thanks. I am corrected. 😉

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“You were hungry!” “Well, how would you like to have someone come along and pick something off of you?” I love the Wizard of Oz.

I think it was John Lennon who said something like, “The problem is possession is not nine-tenths of the law, it’s nine-tenths of the problem.”

Well, that pretty much sums up the whole cesspool of swimmers in this Anna Nicole leech-fest. Making a buck is OK, that’s work. Making a buck at somebody’s expense, dead or alive, that’s not OK, that’s wrong.

I’ve lived in the sticks, and I know a little about cesspools. They are supposed to be a temporary repository for the undesired, which means their biggest problem is you have to clean them out frequently. But this one, there’s no drain…where is it all coming from?

If you visit this site often you know it’s really about people who are looking for The Easy Way Out. For the most, people who are trying to make a buck the wrong way. If you follow the Anna Nicole Dress Conspiracy thing here, you’ll get the idea, I hope. Take the grave robber who came along and “picked” a funeral rose for re-sale on Ebay. He was “hungry,” I guess.

I’m not a big fan of John Lennon, but he got it right. It is true, what you want to possess can kill you. Somebody asked me, “Why are you so cynical, do you really believe everybody is up to something?” “Nope,” I said. “But, I do believe in spooks.” I love the Wizard of Oz.

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“DAYLIGHT COME AND HE WAN’ GO HOME”

Little weary from straw “marketeering” with my new found bro (yeah, we’re in touch) the EBay Petal Pusher; Prop Hall of “Shame” from the Anna Nicole Dress Conspiracy II, so, I’m back on board the Festival, now weighed in Freeport, taking in the Lounge Lizzards and sippin’ Bahama Mamas’ at the Lodi Poop Deck. “Howard, is that you?” “Dang, you got game, dood, crazy, wacky, funky, jumpin’ – do the hump!” “Love it!” “Is that Larry on that keyboard thing?” “I want some of what y’all got!” “Can anybody play this game?”

“WORK ALL NIGHT ON A DRINK OF RUM”

OK, I’m not in Nassau, but hey, you can Fake Your Way To The Top, right Prop?

“COME MR. TALLY MON, TALLY ME BANANA”

(Conch Fry is happening tonite at Horizons – Over the Hill, Bring Some Bump!)

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(UPDATE – MARCH 10, 2007 – PLEASE READ THE COMMENTS SECTION HERE. PRETTY MUCH SEZ IT ALL)

Out Easy is a little late with this, but “The Dress” got away. 😦 A bunch of questions surely will go un-answered, but our Bests tell us the lucky duck got a steal on “The Dress” from our Fave Uber-Fab Singer Sewer Pol’ Atteu. We went for the back door, but entry looks fruitless:

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Hey Jay,

Did “The Dress” sell? If your buyer falls through, let me know. I
would be interested. Thank you,


Out Easy

Dear Ms. Easy,

It was mailed out today. Keep checking our store.

We have things that are much nicer than

the Pol’ Atteu dress.

Thanks,

Jay and Barbara

This is a real barbituate, but I’m still up enuff to shop, and found this on EBay near “The Dress:”

ANNA NICOLE SMITH AUTHENTIC FUNERAL ROSE

  Item number: 260093997760

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ANNA NICOLE SMITH AUTHENTIC FUNERAL PINK ROSE. DIRECT FROM THE BAHAMAS WHERE I AM WRITING THIS ADD FROM. WE ATTENDED ANNA NICOLE’S FUNERAL YESTERDAY AND IT WAS FABULOUS, AND WE WOULD LIKE TO OFFER 6 OF THE BEAUTIFUL PINK ROSES WE RECEIVED FROM THE CEREMONY AS SEEN IN PHOTO. I AM SO SORRY WE CAN NOT DOWNLOAD THE CLOSE UP PHOTOS OF FLOWERS FROM HERE BUT THE OFFER IS FOR ONE PINK ROSE IN A GLASS OR PLASTIC TUBE AND CLOSED LID FOR THAT FRESH PACKAGING. ITEM WILL COME WITH A COA. THIS IS A VERY RARE AND AWESOME ITEM TO HAVE FOR ANY COLLECTION OR JUST TO REMEMBER! PLEASE KEEP YOUR QUESTIONS FOCUSED ON THE ITEM. WE WILL SHIP PRIORITY MAIL FROM THE MAINLAND AS SOON AS WE LAND IN BOX FORM. PLEASE EMAIL ME ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE RE: ADD.

Go figure. My favorite part of this ad is the amphiboly near the end: “…WE WILL SHIP THIS AS SOON AS WE LAND IN BOX…”

Well, “Prop Hall of Fame,” considering you are (a) a bad writer, (b) a pathological liar, and (c) a grave robber, shipping you home air freight in a box sounds about right.

If you really need cash this bad, e-me and I’ll give you Howard K. Stern’s parent’s phone number. For faster service, click below, you’ll feel better about you.

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