(UPDATE – MARCH 10, 2007 – PLEASE READ THE COMMENTS SECTION HERE. PRETTY MUCH SEZ IT ALL)

Out Easy is a little late with this, but “The Dress” got away. đŸ˜¦ A bunch of questions surely will go un-answered, but our Bests tell us the lucky duck got a steal on “The Dress” from our Fave Uber-Fab Singer Sewer Pol’ Atteu. We went for the back door, but entry looks fruitless:

Pol’ Atteu Dress Inbox

 

Hey Jay,

Did “The Dress” sell? If your buyer falls through, let me know. I
would be interested. Thank you,


Out Easy

Dear Ms. Easy,

It was mailed out today. Keep checking our store.

We have things that are much nicer than

the Pol’ Atteu dress.

Thanks,

Jay and Barbara

This is a real barbituate, but I’m still up enuff to shop, and found this on EBay near “The Dress:”

ANNA NICOLE SMITH AUTHENTIC FUNERAL ROSE

  Item number: 260093997760

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ANNA NICOLE SMITH AUTHENTIC FUNERAL PINK ROSE. DIRECT FROM THE BAHAMAS WHERE I AM WRITING THIS ADD FROM. WE ATTENDED ANNA NICOLE’S FUNERAL YESTERDAY AND IT WAS FABULOUS, AND WE WOULD LIKE TO OFFER 6 OF THE BEAUTIFUL PINK ROSES WE RECEIVED FROM THE CEREMONY AS SEEN IN PHOTO. I AM SO SORRY WE CAN NOT DOWNLOAD THE CLOSE UP PHOTOS OF FLOWERS FROM HERE BUT THE OFFER IS FOR ONE PINK ROSE IN A GLASS OR PLASTIC TUBE AND CLOSED LID FOR THAT FRESH PACKAGING. ITEM WILL COME WITH A COA. THIS IS A VERY RARE AND AWESOME ITEM TO HAVE FOR ANY COLLECTION OR JUST TO REMEMBER! PLEASE KEEP YOUR QUESTIONS FOCUSED ON THE ITEM. WE WILL SHIP PRIORITY MAIL FROM THE MAINLAND AS SOON AS WE LAND IN BOX FORM. PLEASE EMAIL ME ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE RE: ADD.

Go figure. My favorite part of this ad is the amphiboly near the end: “…WE WILL SHIP THIS AS SOON AS WE LAND IN BOX…”

Well, “Prop Hall of Fame,” considering you are (a) a bad writer, (b) a pathological liar, and (c) a grave robber, shipping you home air freight in a box sounds about right.

If you really need cash this bad, e-me and I’ll give you Howard K. Stern’s parent’s phone number. For faster service, click below, you’ll feel better about you.

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“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING.” sm

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