PETA Should Mind It’s Own Business!

“Mind Your Own Business”

(REPOSTED AS A COURTESY AND IN SUPPORT OF THIS EFFORT BY ANEMIC ROYALTY, GOOD LUCK, AND THANK YOU, – OuteasY)

Have you seen this? Unbelievable! PETA, The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has jumped on the “Bash Britney Spears” wagon and is calling for estranged husband, Kevin Federline to petition the California Family Court for him to take custody of Britney’s Yorkshire Terrier; “London.” Listen, nobody is a bigger animal fan than me, and most particularly with dogs, but this is way over the top! It is totally inexcusable for PETA to glum onto the publicity of two dubious Hollywood “stars” in the midst of obvious personal strife to advance an agenda beyond the non-profit’s recognized Mission Statement. If PETA really cares about the welfare of London, and if concern is warranted, tact and existing law is the due course of action, well known to PETA, and not a shameful and scandalous “blast fax” around the universe via the Internet. I am truly ashamed of my past dealings with PETA, and urge all to read and sign, if you will, my petition titled and located here: “PETA, Mind Your Own Business.”

I am no big Britney Spears or Kevin Federline fan, but I believe there is far too much intrusion to our personal lives of late, and surely PETA is loose from the belfry in this regard. Grow up, PETA, and get a life.

Click to Enlarge – PETA’s letter of October 4 to Kevin Federline:

***ANEMIC ROYALTY MOST CERTAINLY ASCRIBES TO THE PREMISE OF “EQUAL TIME,” ALTHOUGH, THIS COMMON COURTESY HAS NOT BEEN RECIPROCATED AT “THE PETA FILES BLOG.” NOTWITHSTANDING, HERE IS A LINK TO THEIR SITE, AND ARTICLE OF POSITION TITLED; “HELP US OUT K-FED”

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

Click this Pic for the PETA, MYOB Documentation and Petition.

Thank you,

~ X Anemi

 

Gay Old Pedophiles

Official Republican Party Ornament

The symbol of the Republican Party is the elephant. In the spring of 1874, the New York Herald printed an editorial raising the cry of Caesarism against President Ulysses S. Grant. The Herald falsely believed that Grant would attempt to run for an unprecedented third term in 1876.

Herald editorial writers apparently felt this would have overthrown the unwritten rule that presidents served only two terms, making Grant a dictator. Despite its falseness and rumors that the Herald had printed the editorial only to gain publicity, the idea was used by Democrats that year to scare Republican voters away from the party in Congressional elections.

About the same time, the New York Herald concocted another scheme to increase its circulation. The paper printed a fabricated story that wild animals had escaped from the Central Park Zoo and were roaming the city looking for prey.

Seeing an opportunity to use both the Caesarism charge and the animal scare, cartoonist Thomas Nast produced a cartoon which appeared in Harper’s Weekly on November 7, 1874. Nast drew a donkey (the symbol of the Democratic Party for which Nast was also responsible) clothed in a lion’s skin, scaring away the other animals in the park.

Among the animals in the cartoon is an elephant, labeled “The Republican Vote.” Nast chose the elephant because it was believed that elephants were clever, steadfast, and easily controlled, but unmanageable when frightened.

This year, OuteasY and Anemi are pleased to present for consideration to The Official Republican National Committee our Senator Larry Craig commemorative ornament, sure to provide a festive reminder of all Gay Old Pedophiles. You can display your Republican sentiments on a desktop, mantle, holiday decoration, or get the Pine-Sol scented unit, and hang from the mirror in your car.

It’s always right around the corner ya know, heY!

“TRUST ME, TRUST NO ONE – EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING”

 

I CAN DIG IT, heY!

wOw! Thanks so much Ian and guys, this is amazing, heY! Smack landed in my permanent favorites!

~ X anemi

GRAZIN’ IN THE GRASS ~ THE MONITORS

Anemi – This is the title track of our album by The Monitors, released in 1990. This song is one of my own personal favourite songs of all time, and I cut it twice, first on The Monitors, and later on Paul Young. It originally came out as a jazz instrumental by Hugh Masekela, and then the utterly timeless fabulous vocal version by The Friends Of Distinction, on RCA, a soul record that’s also synonymous with the whole late 1960s flower power movement. I just had to cut it on The Monitors. To my mind, it seemed the perfect song to showcase the amazing harmony abilities of this wonderful Motown group. The original line up of the Monitors at Motown consisted of Richard Street as lead singer, with Warren Harris, Maurice Fagin, Sandra Fagin, and Hershel Hunter. When we got them reformed for Motorcity, Richard Street was with The Temptations, and Sandra Fagin had passed away, but we succeeded in getting the other three back together. They brought in Smokey Robinson’s nephew, Darryl Littlejohn, as lead singer and added a girl singer called Cathy, who was a Detroit policewoman. One of my treasured memories was getting Wanda Rogers of The Marvelettes back to performing live, at the Pontchartrain concert in Detroit, with the Monitors backing her up, all dressed in sharp white tuxedos. Warren Harris, who has now passed away, was the comedian of the Motorcity Project, and had us all in stitches constantly… “Heyyyyyyyyyy – Come into my office” Treasured memories of a wonderful vocal group with the best harmonies ever, as they show on this breathtaking classic.

~ Ian Levine, Motorcity

GRAZIN’ IN THE GRASS ~ LYRICS

It sure is mellow grazin’ in the grass
(Grazin’ in the grass is a gas, baby, can you dig it)
What a trip just watchin’ as the world goes past
(Grazin’ in the grass is a gas, baby, can you dig it)
There are so many good things to see
While grazin’ in the grass
(Grazin’ in the grass is a gas, baby, can you dig it)
Flowers with colours for takin’
Everything outta sight in the grass
(Grazin’ in the grass is a gas, baby, can you dig it)
The sun beaming down between the leaves
(Grazin’ in the grass is a gas, baby, can you dig it)
And the bir-ir-ir-irds dartin’ in and out of the trees
(Grazin’ in the grass is a gas, baby, can you dig it)

Everything here is so clear, you can see it
And everything here is so real, you can feel it
And it’s real, so real, so real, so real, so real, so real
Can you dig it
Whooo-oooh

I can dig it, he can dig it
She can dig it, we can dig it
They can dig it, you can dig it
Oh, let’s dig it
Can you dig it, baby
I can dig it, he can dig it
She can dig it, we can dig it
They can dig it, you can dig it
Oh, let’s dig it
Can you dig it, baby

The sun beaming down between the leaves
(Grazin’ in the grass is a gas, baby, can you dig it)
And the bir-ir-ir-irds dartin’ in and out of the trees
(Grazin’ in the grass is a gas, baby, can you dig it)
Everything here is so clear, you can see it
And everything here is so real, you can feel it
And it’s real, so real, so real, so real, so real, so real
Can you dig it
Whooo-oooh, yeah
I can dig it, he can dig it
She can dig it, we can dig it
They can dig it, you can dig it
Oh, let’s dig it
Can you dig it, baby
I can dig it, he can dig it
She can dig it, we can dig it
They can dig it, you can dig it
Oh, let’s dig it
Can you dig it, baby

I can dig it, he can dig it
She can dig it, we can dig it
They can dig it, you can dig it
Oh, let’s dig it
Can you dig it, baby

I can dig it, he can dig it
(Grazin’ in the grass is a gas, baby, can you dig it)
She can dig it, we can dig it
They can dig it, you can dig it
(Grazin’ in the grass is a gas, baby, can you dig it)
Oh, let’s dig it….

 

RUSSIAN ROULETTE

WHAT’S ON TAP?

A shocking 43% of deaths in working-age Russian men result from drinking alcohol not meant for human consumption, such as cologne and cleaning agents, according to a new study.

The findings help explain why Russian men have the lowest life expectancy among industrialised nations, at just 59 years, say the researchers.

David Leon at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, UK, and colleagues travelled to western Russia, where they interviewed the housemates and family members of 1750 men, aged 25-54, who died in the industrial city of Izhevsk.

They also interviewed 1750 similarly aged men in the same city. The aim was to find out how much both groups of men drank, and what types of alcohol they consumed.

Extreme binges

Leon’s group classified men as having a “hazardous pattern of drinking” if they had a hangover more than twice a week, engaged in a bout of extreme binge drinking known as zapoї – resulting in drunkenness that lasts at least two days – or if they consumed non-beverage alcohols, such as eau de cologne at least once a year.

Many Russian men who fall on hard times start drinking non-beverage alcohols because they are cheaper and have a high alcohol content, Leon says.

For example, a 100 millilitre bottle of 190-proof eau de cologne might cost about 15 rubles, roughly equivalent to 29 pence ($0.60). By comparison, the smallest volume bottle of 80-proof vodka on sale is 0.75 litres, and costs about 70 rubles, about £1.40 ($2.70).

The consumption of non-beverage alcohol products is widespread, the researchers say. Even 8% of the men in the control group drank them, they found.

Economic hardship

An analysis of the Izhevsk survey suggests that Russian men who drink non-beverage alcohol have a five-times greater risk of alcohol-related death (such as liver cirrhosis and alcohol poisoning) than those who do not consume these products.

Moreover, men who drank only non-beverage alcohols had up to a 20-times greater risk of death. And the researchers think these numbers represent underestimates, since the study did not include men who lived alone or on the streets.

Non-beverage alcohols are particularly dangerous because of their high-alcohol concentration, which can strip the airways that deliver oxygen to the lungs, Leon explains.

Economic hardship following the dissolution of the Soviet Union has contributed to problem drinking in Russia, says David Cutler at Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts, US, who has studied the impact of alcoholism in the country.

“For a lot of people in Russia the bottom just fell out,” he says. “And they don’t have a social safety net.”

Alcohol is linked to 72% of murders and 42% of suicides in Russia, according to 2005 figures.

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SOME BONER

UN-BREAKING NEWS?

Are you following the story about the guy who had a sports drink, went to bed for the night and woke up with a “woody?” So, maybe no “big deal,” but somehow he managed to maintain the thing for two years, and now he’s suing the beverage manufacturer. I dunno, for me, there’s just some things which are tough enough to discuss with your kids or doctor, let alone going postal in public. Like, “Daddy, what’s a Dick for?” Answer: “Exactly!” Or; “Doc, what is Priapism?” Answer: “You’ll know if you have it.” And; “Well, what are the symptoms?” Answer: “You’ll know if you have it.” I reckon I’m the “fuddy-dud,” when confronted with “hard” issues, but am coming to “grasp” the whole thing in a worldly perspective.

IN NEW YORK – Christopher Woods (irony) charges he got too much of a “boost” — from an energy drink called Boost Plus. (more irony)

He is suing the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not go away, and caused him to be hospitalized. The lawsuit said Woods, 29, drank the nutrition beverage, which is made by the Novartis pharmaceutical company, on June 5, 2004. Woods’ court papers said he woke up the next morning “with an erection that would not subside,” and sought treatment for the condition. (mixed blessings) According to court documents, Woods had surgery to relieve the condition known as severe priapism. He was implanted with a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another. The lawsuit, filed late Monday, said Woods had problems that required a hospital visit and medical procedures to close blood vessels on his penis. Woods’ lawsuit seeks unspecified damages. A spokeswoman for the drug company said the company did not comment on pending litigation. Novartis’ Boost Plus Web site describes the drink as “a great tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume.” This is hardly false advertising, and if I were counsel for the defendant, I’d argue Caveat Emptor.

Your Question:

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Dear Nikki,

A “boner” is a slang term that refers to a man’s erection. When boys and men become sexually excited — by sexual thoughts, wet dreams, or sex play with themselves or another person — their penises fill with blood and get hard and erect. Sometimes boys and young men get erections for no reason at all. These “spontaneous erections” can be embarrassing, but are perfectly normal. Hope this information helps! Take care,

teenwire.com^® Editors

This fresco is painted in the entrance-way of a wealthy ancient Pompeian home. Yes, he does have an untouched-up huge “shlong.” Here is why this is culture rather than meriting a “Mature Content” sticker. Priapus, whence “Priapism” got its name, was an ancient, but minor, god of fertility for the Romans. His over-sized manhood represents abundance, fertility, and good fortune. This picture depicts his member being weighed in scales against bags of gold. The man who owned this house was displaying his piety, rather than potency, by saying something like; “look, we are rich, but this is nothing without being balanced by good fortune.” That takes the gold – probably introduced the notion of theft to the nefarious Neapolitans.

Contrary to what you might have thought, “Pay-to-Play” was not coined in Vegas.

If you have these in your garden, let ‘em be. They are good for it. Hence; “Priapus” in the name. These snakes have a reputation for being feisty when cornered, and are quick to flee when threatened, which proves evolution is a myth, considering John Wayne Bobbitt.

I’m no Pliny “the Younger,” rich Pompeian, and cannot afford to decorate my home in their magnificence, so, I hope the neighbors appreciate my “pop-art” creation displaying “piety.”

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INSTANT KARMA

AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL

Here’s some cool stuff to do. For you MySpacers, go to the Instant Karma space and add yourself. While you’re there, make friends and listen to music with some of the best artists in the world. Then, starting tomorrow, June 6 at 8:30 AM EST, check out the Amnesty International satellite keeping photographic tabs on Darfur. Pass the word. These people need the help!

“Amnesty International USA’s unprecedented Eyes on Darfur project leverages the power of high-resolution satellite imagery to provide unimpeachable evidence of the atrocities being committed in Darfur – enabling action by private citizens, policy makers and international courts. Eyes on Darfur also breaks new ground in protecting human rights by allowing people around the world to literally “watch over” and protect twelve intact, but highly vulnerable, villages using commercially available satellite imagery. “

~ AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL

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HAVE NO BANANAS

“OPEN WIDER, PLEASE…”

If all of this is true, I have a new outlook about flossing and keeping dental appointments. One of China’s “players” behind the growing world food scare is Zheng Xiaoyu, former head of the State Food and Drug Administration. Xiaoyu was indicted in China in 2005 on charges of taking bribes from the very industries he was charged with regulating, and news service Al Jazeera is reporting he was sentenced to death last week for his role. Talk about decay!

Pet food, catfish, toothpaste, and now the word on the streets of China’s cities is that bananas from the southern island of Hainan can cause Sars. Remember when you used to look for tarantulas in the grocery bag? Oh yeah, and add “Magician” brand instant noodles that will poison you because they use oil extracted from human corpses provided by funeral homes.

China is in the grip of a food safety scare, and although it has generated a number of bizarre rumours circulating in frantic text messages, the issue poses a serious potential threat to international trade.

Late last year, Hong Kong government chemists detected in salted duck eggs the Sudan II industrial dye, which was fed to the birds to make the yolk in their eggs extraordinarily red, a color Chinese consumers see as a sign of high quality.

The Chinese government has pledged to get to the bottom of the scandal – and introducing standardised practices when it comes to food safety has become a major issue.

In Beijing, the city authorities have also announced plans to better monitor food products entering the capital after several food safety scandals emerged. Such is the mood there that some people are now saying that bad food, rather than lobbying about controversial issues such as Tibet, could be the main risk to the Olympic Games in the city next year – a very big deal for a society enjoying the tidings of capitalism, not without it’s share of “dirty pool.”

Billions of pounds worth of counterfeit and substandard goods, from snack bars to fake liquor and medicines, to face creams, are produced every year in China.

Counterfeiting often extends to branded foods and you have to read the labels carefully in shops to make sure that you are getting the right food. Alcoholic drinks are particularly prone to copying and it is important to check to see if your beer or your breakfast cereal is the real thing.

China revealed in 2004, in one of its most highly publicized health scandals, that 13 babies had died from malnutrition in the eastern province of Anhui after being fed fake baby milk powder. But the problem is going global, spreading way beyond China’s borders.

Chinese-made food products which are exported are being examined for toxins after safety breaches involving poisons in dog food and toothpaste, following reports of tainted products arriving in the Dominican Republic and Panama.

The Dominican Republic authorities said they had removed 10,000 tubes of the Chinese toothpaste brands Excel and Mr Cool from shelves after learning they contained diethylene glycol, a chemical used in antifreeze and brake fluid.

During talks this week between Washington and Beijing, the United States said food quality from China was a “top concern” and called on Beijing to improve food safety standards. The Americans want China to make food regulation more transparent, and to allow their audit teams to travel to China to examine the food factories and farms.

The Chinese government has launched investigations into the use of melamine – a non-food-related, industrial additive that found its way into the food chain and caused at least 16 pets to die in the US – and the companies exporting toothpaste containing the lethal chemical.

Meanwhile, the company which makes instant noodles under the “Magician” brand has had to take out newspaper advertisements to publicise the findings of scientific research showing that their products were not made from human body oils.

The manufacturers believe their competitors started the rumour, but everyone is suffering as sales of instant noodles, which are to Chinese cuisine what fish and chips are to British food, are dropping sharply.

A mass outbreak of food poisoning could be extremely damaging for the image of the Olympic Games, which begin in August next year. One scenario being thought through is if a team of top athletes came down with Beijing Belly just before a race.

To avoid that nightmare, the city is planning to increase rewards for uncovering unlawful production methods from 10,000 yuan (£660) to 50,000 yuan, the Beijing News reported.

Wang Weicheng, a Beijing city official, said that the city would “set up a supervision system to analyze food additives, and intensify management of the approval system and record-keeping of food additive enterprises”. A system to trace food and food products to their origins would also be put in place and it would also strictly monitor the use of fertilizer and pesticides.

“Goods from companies that don’t meet production standards will be firmly kept out of the market,” the media report said.

The Sars banana rumour is possibly the most bizarre element to the food-safety scare, as there had never been a case of humans contracting viruses from plants, the Agriculture Ministry said. “It is purely a rumour and it is impossible for bananas to contain Sars-like viruses,” it added. “The spreaders of the false information either have inadequate relevant scientific knowledge or have ulterior motives.”

BEYOND BRAIN TUMORS AND CELL PHONES…

Information about the current scandal over Chinese food safety standards has largely been facilitated by new technologies, as consumers use text messages on their mobile phones and blog entries to communicate their concerns and advice.

In the US, pet-owners ran blogs which highlighted and commented on various media reports, official statements and gossip.

David Goldstein’s blog HorsesAss.org exposed the fact that melamine-laced pet food was recycled as feed for domestic pork.

Bloggers dug up and posted documents, such as the Food and Drug Administration’s letter advising that pregnant investigators not examine human foods that the FDA has said repeatedly are safe.

Mr Goldstein reported how tests conducted at a US FDA laboratory on behalf of the Arkansas Department of Health and Human Services had detected melamine in at least one sample of imported Chinese catfish.

And while officials are downplaying the health hazard, this latest finding suggests that the human food supply is much more widely contaminated than previously acknowledged.

In China, blogs played a big role but in many cases it was SMS text messages on mobile phones which got the headlines out about food safety issues. This was particularly true in two of the biggest examples of food safety hysteria in recent days, namely that bananas from the southern Chinese island of Hainan can cause SARS. Or that Magician brand instant noodles cause poisoning because they use oil extracted from human corpses provided by funeral homes.

Mobile phone penetration is extremely high, while China has more than 137 million Internet users and more than 20 million of them are bloggers.

The government has been struggling to find a way to control their output without completely choking the positive uses of the Internet on areas such as trade.

“ANCIENT” CHINESE IRONY…

On January 4, 1979, the first post-Cultural Revolution newspaper advertisement in China appeared in the Tianjin Daily for – toothpaste. The brand advertised is Lantian or “Blue Sky,” which is still produced in Tianjin, China by the Lantian Group and is among those reported to avoid. Of course, China has tight reigns on print media, but good luck with the Internet. There’s no stopping the Tooth Fairy.

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DOGGONE

IN THE; “ARE YOU SMOKIN’ CRACK” DEPARTMENT…

We don’t really know much about this Andrew Speaker, the dood who flew all over the planet a week or so ago, spreading fear and pestilence. “Tuberculosis Andy.” We do know, however, he is a member of the popular Internet social hooking site “Meet Up;” Subversive Sub-Chapter: ATLANTA GREAT DANES.

One of the busy-body members shot this email to the group today:

Hi All-

Someone was smoking at the Brook Run Meetup today. I just wanted to make everyone aware that there is a no smoking policy at this dog park (and at Sweat Mountain and Waggy World too). The only dog park where smoking is allowed is Piedmont.

Please be considerate of others, both dogs and people, for whom second hand smoke, even in a park setting, is a health hazard.

If anyone wants to review the policies at these parks, here are the links:

Brook Run Park Dunwoody http://www.jawitp.com/

Sweat Mountain Park Marietta http://prca.cobbcountyga.gov/DogPark.htm

Waggy World Alpharetta http://alpharetta.ga.us/index.php?p=331

Thank you.
Janet

My dog, “Baezkid,” is a Great Dane “wannabe,” (I’ve got the AKA papers) and applied for membership to the Atlanta Society, but so far, has been snubbed. I try to make it up to him by us walking behind the group, but lately, he’s just listless.

Oh well, I’m tired too. No “Sweat.” Maybe I’ll just sit for a smoke and read up on the “Waggy-World” rules here.

Janet, You Rock ~ Go “Gurl Frend”

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TUBERCULOSIS ANDY

WHERE IN THE WORLD WASN’T ANDREW SPEAKER?

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Son of a “B___!” Talk about a made for TV conspiracy movie, or an intriguing marketing idea to quickly build up business for a law firm, I give you Andrew Speaker; the “Typhoid Mary” of 2007. Your mind could go wild with this one, but it really doesn’t have to. Here’s the set-up:

A handsome, well-to-do and gregarious young couple gets married stateside jetting bon voyage by the well-wishers attending their reception, off to enjoy a storybook honeymoon in the Greek Isles. The day had finally come, following one postponement after another. Typical of “on-the-rise” young professionals, finding time for the wedding had been tough, especially for the groom, a star law school graduate on the cusp of developing an equally stellar professional practice alongside his father. Putting the wedding on hold again was out of the question – but Andrew had a secret. The viral young lawyer was carrying a particularly virulent strain of Tuberculosis, or TB. Not fearing the worst, thanks to encouragement by his doctor, he can’t let this get in the way. Heck, he feels great, being in the best shape of his life, and a little TB wasn’t even interfering with his daily jogs. After all, one-third of the world carries the TB bacteria without problems, and is walking around doing just fine. Right? No, the wedding was definitely a “go.”

Andrew Speaker giving the winning opening argument for the University of Georgia law team at the ABA National Criminal Justice Trial Advocacy Competition in 2003.

Now, our story and the “secret” gets complicated. A classic,“What did you know, and when did you know it?” You see, Andrew’s “little case” of TB carries a bad prognosis; likely death, as it is a multi-drug resistant strain, and there are no known effective vaccines for the world’s adult population.

This is the point where your questioning mind and imagination have a head-on collision with the facts. Terrorists? Spies? Brain-washed doctors and border guards? Hollywood, book deals, or big pay-offs? Who knows, but for now maybe the answer lies in a combination of stupidity, selfishness and really bad communication. Some consolation, as either way, exploring questions leads to one serious answer; dead is dead. Not a lot of thrill in this potential ending.

Our patient was identified today as Andrew Speaker, a 31-year-old personal injury lawyer who returned last week from his wedding and honeymoon trip through Italy, the Greek isles and other spots in Europe. His new father-in-law, Robert C. Cooksey, is a long-time CDC microbiologist whose specialty is TB and other bacteria. Huh? Is that your jaw on the floor? A personal injury lawyer running around the world with a highly communicable disease? Don’t those guys kinda specialize in cases involving reckless endangerment? And, whoa, the father-in-law is, what?

Now you question, outside of the sanity of Andrew Speaker and Robert Cooksey, where were the doctors, the CDC, Homeland Security, the WHO, the CIA, FBI, airline security, and whoever else is supposed to be protecting us from this type of pandemic? TB, regardless of the strains severity, doesn’t just sort of come on like a stress headache. At least Andrew and his doctor were long well aware he had TB, and there was time to react. Although only discovered today, and poorly constructed as events are still falling into place, consider Andrew’s travel schedule, as we think we know:

He flew to Paris on May 12 aboard Air France Flight 385, also listed as Delta Air Lines codeshare Flight 8517. He and his bride then took four more flights within Europe, flying from Paris to Athens on May 14; from Athens to Thira Island on May 16; from Mykonos Island to Athens on May 21; and from Athens to Rome also on May 21. On May 24, Andrew flew from Rome to Prague on Czech Air Flight 0727. From Prague, the couple left for Montreal that day aboard Czech Air Flight 0104. From Montreal, they grabbed a rental car and headed across the border back into the United States. Notwithstanding the frequent-flier miles he racked-up (hope he lives to use them), imagine how many people were in contact, then changing planes and contacting others throughout the world.

Somebody has got a lot of explaining to do, to say the least. But you were warned. Well, sort of. Missed it? I did too, but I’m talking about the ABC TV movie; “Fatal Contact: Bird Flu In America.” The movie follows an outbreak of the H5N1 avian flu virus from its origins in a Hong Kong market through its mutation into a pandemic virus that becomes easily transmittable from human to human and spreads rapidly around the world. Interesting plot. Apparently, ABC must have done its homework well, as the United States Government dedicated web pages to it via PandemicFlu.Gov and AvianFlu.Gov, stating:

“The Department of Health and Human Services prepared a Viewer’s Guide and some anticipated Questions and Answers to provide factual information for viewers of the movie.” Of interesting note, in addition to English, translations of the content are available in Spanish, Chinese and Tieng Viet. This to me, alone, is spooky. While fingers start pointing and we pray for Andrew Speaker’s health over the next who knows how long, take a minute to read the site’s information. You will learn what to do, where to go, and even what groceries to stock-up on when a pandemic strikes. It wouldn’t be a bad idea to print a copy to put with your other emergency stuff. The link is HERE.

Phillipines Tuberculosis Animated Short

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Chewing On Corgi

MARK McGOWAN IS AT IT AGAIN!

A performance artist has eaten a corgi on live radio in protest at Prince Philip’s alleged torture and killing of a fox during a royal hunt. Mark McGowan, 37, said the cooked canine – the Queen’s favourite breed of dog – tasted “really, really, really disgusting.” The corgi, which died at a breeding farm, was minced with apple and onion. What Yum! The artist chowed yesterday on the popular Bob and Roberta Smith radio broadcast on London-based station 104.4 Resonance FM. Yoko Ono, wife of the late John Lennon, also a guest on the show, sampled the fare. No word on her take. Before the broadcast, the vegetarian and animal rights activist explained his motives for the protest.

McGowan said: “I know some people will find this offensive and tasteless.” But I am doing this to raise awareness about the RSPCA’s inability to prosecute Prince Philip and his friends shooting a fox earlier this year, letting it struggle for life for five minutes and then beating it to death with a stick.”

The radio show’s presenter, Bob Smith, said: “I’m not convinced it’s corgi.”

But Mr McGowan insisted that he trusted the the two ladies who cooked the dog.

He said: “It’s stinky, it’s white-looking, it’s not like any meat I’ve ever seen.”

The RSPCA said in a statement it had investigated the alleged incident involving Philip at the Queen’s Sandringham estate in January and “found no evidence that an offence of causing unnecessary suffering had taken place.”

McGowan said after the show that his protest had been “very provocative, intentionally.”

“To me it was, as an art piece, exhilarating,” he added.

Poorva Joshipura, director of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals’ (PETA) European arm, said: “Most of the British public will agree that it is high time the royals joined the rest of us who live in the 21st century and are opposed to cruelty to animals.”

The Royal Famiy are members of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA), and of course, Queen Elizabeth has had corgis forever. At last count, I believe she has four, who are free to do as they please, often seen wandering amongst guests and dignitaries at various royal happenings.

Mark McGowan is no stranger with this type of stunt, and has staged many around the world. Do not be surprised if he is sighted in Caracas, VZ soon – he protested government control of media in Milan, Italy by dragging a TV tied to his foot for miles. Take a look at more of Mark:

Gotta get Mark over for cocktails one of these days! Sometimes it’s good to be a nut!

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Heard Around The Sty

Man Uses Pigs to Trash House

I like a good pig story, but lately, WTF, Animal House?

One of the first things you learn on a farm is hog-calling. Pigs are temperamental. Omit to call them, and they’ll starve rather than put on the nose-bag. Call them right, and they will follow you to the ends of the earth with their mouths watering. Get ‘em upset with the bank and, well that’s another story…

Police in Clackamas County, Oregon are looking for a man they say locked three live pigs in his house in the hopes that they would redecorate with their renowned panache; “early sty.” It seems the man was a wee little bit upset the home went into foreclosure.

“TOGA, TOGA!”

Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office Police say the 33-year-old homeowner intentionally locked three pigs inside his home after it went into foreclosure. Detective Jim Strovink with the Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office said deputies are trying to find 33-year-old Shane Lovett.

Lovett bought a home on SE Wildcat Mountain Drive in Eagle Creek a few years ago, and in January the house went into foreclosure. Neighbors told police that Lovett was extremely distraught over the the situation. He apparently told several that he had put the pigs inside the house over a week ago, and even joked that they did not have beverages.

When deputies responded to complaints, they found the home had indeed been “pigged-out.” Tip: Even if they’re swine, when entertaining, avoid dis-grunts by always including the neighbors.

“FAT, DRUNK AND STUPID IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE, SON”

The three, not so little, pigs had rights of ingress and egress, but opted for quiet enjoyment of their imminent domain.

Thomas Getten, an animal rescue expert from nearby Estacada, OR, was called to try and rescue the pigs. He was able to coax them out of the house with some food, and it’s unclear whether he worked the room with canapes or cucumber sandwiches. Getten said the revelers were a bit dehydrated following the house party, but otherwise were doing fine, considering the inhospitable and absent host.

Anyone with information about Lovett was asked to call the Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office. The caterer is furious.

 

AMERICAN IDOL

GOLLY! WHO WILL BE THE NEXT?

Mama Cass, Luther Vandross, Elvis Pressley, Arethea Franklin… Go to the official AMERICAN IDOL website, you can’t miss the fast food ad for HOT JUICY BURGERS. Forty Million viewers. The finale is a can’t miss!

Fat People Don’t Deserve to Succeed. At least not when they’re going to win American Idol and be in the public eye. Watch Neil Cavuto and MeMe Roth of the National Action Against Obesity committee argue that Blake Lewis should win because he’s thinner. or, maybe, less prone to heart disease and diabetes.

FALSE IDOLS? AMERICAN TRAGEDY?

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING” sm

 

NON MALE

…That’s “Not Bad,” in Italian, and the only line in this 2:00 minute “commercial” from Shell and Ferrari. Formula-1 racing is the most watched sport in the world, and easily the most expensive. It costs between one-half to a billion US a year to operate one of these babies, and Ferrari blows everybody away with a 23% win record. This film is nothing short of awesome, celebrating Ferrari’s 60th birthday and long association with Shell. Turn up the speakers, and check the windows to be sure they are double-pane! Cost to produce this in multiple world locations was reported to be just shy of $4 million, which actually is no big deal at, where are we today, $4.00/gallon? Hey, if you have to ask…

Ferarri – “Shell Documercial“

ENZO ANSELMO FERRARI built the first Ferrari road car, the 1947 125 S 60 years ago. Ferrari’s sole motivation for the endeavor was his passion for racing and he never intended his creation to become a mere accessory to the rich.

In fact, Ferrari was reported to have developed revulsion to wealthy patrons who bought his cars because of the prestige attached to these and not because of their performance. Another noteworthy fact about the history of the Ferrari is its successful technical partnership with Shell. Shell provides the fuels and lubricants that powered the first Ferarris in the 1940s. Counting the years 1974 to 1995 as an exception, the relationship continued until today and was hailed as one of the most successful technical partnership in the history of motorsport.

This enduring collaboration was celebrated in the new Shell commercial entitled Circuit featuring the metamorphosis of the Ferrari car through the years as it roared into the different streets of the world. First we see a blood-red 1952 Ferrari F500 speeding down a tree-lined road in Italy. After the car took a sharp right hander, the car changed into a 1967 Ferrari 312 and so were its surrounding, which has now become New York City, USA.

Careening to the left, the car was transformed into a 1970 Ferrari F213B cruising through the streets of Hong Kong. A few more blurs and the car was changed into a 1997 Ferrari F310B creating a stir among bathers at Ipanema beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. After emerging from a tunnel, the Principality of Monaco now looms in sight with the car now turned into a 2003 Ferrari. Finally, back in Italy, the car is transformed into a 2006 F1 Ferrari—pulling up to a gas station where a surprise attendant refuels it with a Shell-V power.

Except for the one liner “Not bad,” blurted out in Italian by the gas station attendant, the 60-second commercial is devoid of dialogues. Instead of words, the creators opted to use the distinct roar of the Ferrari engines and stunning visuals to capture the essence of the car and the fuel that runs it.

The new Shell-Ferrari TVC continues to receive accolades from around the world and has become a favorite post on many video-sharing websites. In addition to the recognizable red blur, one element that will surely be remembered from the Circuit commercial is the mighty roar of the Ferrari engine which epitomizes the passion and exhilaration associated with motor sports.

Recognizing Shell’s contribution to Ferrari’s success on and off the race track through the years, Enzo Ferrari beamed, “ The people at Shell are always aware of the great importance of the experience gained in motor racing, and that is why the company continues to achieve such exceptional results.”

$40 Billion Adult “Sandbox” Ferrari Theme Park, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, Saudi Arabia. A ten-lane freeway will connect the island, about one-third the size of Abu Dhabi. Completion of the Ferrari Park is scheduled for 2009.

Ferrari does not advertise, nor is there need, but their marketing people are savvy in leveraging exposure around the globe.

Aldar to build Ferrari Theme Park on YAS Island: ALDAR Properties, Abu Dhabi’s leading integrated real estate development company, has announced to sign an exclusive contract with Ferrari to construct the Ferrari Theme Park on ALDAR’s YAS Island project. Built around the legendary Italian auto company and featuring an interesting mixture of attractions, the theme park will consist of family rides, driving school and virtual simulations as well as retail merchandising for people who wish to truly live Ferrari.

Ronald Barrott, CEO, ALDAR, said, “This relationship will allow ALDAR to create an exciting destination within Abu Dhabi that offers something for the entire family and underlines the already strong relationship between the Ferrari brand and ALDAR. Abu Dhabi is a fast growing market and Formula 1 is integral to its commercial growth. ALDAR has shown a firm commitment to Formula 1 with the ongoing development of Yas Island, but the partnership with Ferrari profoundly deepens our involvement and widens the profile and reach of the company”.

The development will provide leisure and entertainment for the whole family with a racetrack, numerous rides and attractions, an opportunity to allow visitors to experience the story and history of Ferrari, to participate in Ferrari motoring activities, and to experience the Ferrari brand through virtual simulations. A component of the racetrack is integrated with the Ferrari Theme Park for the Ferrari Driving School experience. ALDAR creates world-class real estate developments in Abu Dhabi, while providing a stable and profitable investment portfolio for its investors.

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING” sm

 

SIGN THE CARD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE QUEEN!

Queen Elizabeth II actually turned 81 on April 21, but does not officially celebrate her birthday until June 16, 2007. You have plenty of time to shop, and in between, why not sign her birthday card online? Just click above and leave your best personal wishes and appreciation for the Royal visit to the Colonies!

EIGHTY-ONE FASCINATING QUEEN ELIZABETH II FACTS

1. Queen Elizabeth II is the 40th monarch since William the Conqueror.

2. At 76 years old in 2002, the Queen was the oldest monarch to celebrate a Golden Jubilee. James I was the youngest at 51 years old.

3. Her Majesty has handed out 387,700 awards and honours in her reign.

4. The Queen has held 540 investitures.

5. The monarch can speak fluent French.

6. She has received 3million items of correspondance since the beginning of her reign.

7. Around 1.1million people have attended garden parties at the Queen’s homes.

8. The Queen has held Tuesday evening audiences with 10 British Prime Ministers.

9. Tony Blair is the first British Prime Minister to be born during the Queen’s reign.

10. The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh hold small lunch parties to meet distinguished people from all professions, trades and vocations.

11. She is patron to 620 charities and organisations.

12. During her reign, the Queen has undertaken 256 official overseas visits to 129 different countries.

13. The Royal yacht Britannia, launched by the Queen in 1953, travelled more than a million miles on royal and official duties until it was decommissioned in 1997.

14. The Queen first used Britannia to go on a tour of the Commonwealth with the Duke of Edinburgh in May 1954. She last used it to travel to Arran in August 1997.

15. She has visited Australia 15 times, Canada 23 times, Jamaica six times and New Zealand 10 times.

16. The Queen has visited Edinburgh nearly every year since 1952.

17. The most unusual gifts she has received are a live jaguar and some sloths. She has also been given beavers and 7kg of prawns.

18. Her majesty has sent around 100,000 telegrams to people in the UK and the Commonwealth on their 100th birthdays.

19. She has sent more than 280,000 telegrams to couples in the UK and Commonwealth celebrating their 60th wedding anniversaries.

20. The Queen’s real birthday is on April 21, but it is celebrated in June.

21. She has attended 34 Royal Variety performances.

22. The monarch has opened 15 bridges in the UK during her reign.

23. The Queen has given more than 91 state banquets during her reign.

24. Since 1952, the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh have undertaken 78 state visits.

25. The monarch has launched 23 ships in her lifetime.

26. The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh have sent 37,500 Christmas cards.

27. The Queen has given out about 78,000 Christmas puddings to staff.

28. Every year, the Queen sends Christmas trees to Westminster Abbey, Wellington Barracks, St Paul’s Cathedral, St Giles, Edinburgh, The Canongate Kirk, Edinburgh, Crathie Church and local schools and churches in the Sandringham area.

29. She learnt to drive in 1945 when she joined the Army.

30. The Queen was a Girl Guide and Sea Ranger.

31. She travelled on the London Underground for the first time in May 1939.

32. The Queen is a keen photographer and enjoys taking pictures of her family.

33. Queen Elizabeth was born at 17 Bruton St, London W1 on 21 April 1926.

34. She became the first reigning sovereign to have a child since Queen Victoria with the birth of Prince Andrew in 1960.

35. The Queen has 30 godchildren.

36. The first football match she attended was the 1953 FA Cup Final.

37. She has only ever missed one Trooping the Colour ceremony since the start of her reign, in 1955, when it was cancelled due to a national rail strike.

38. The Queen has sat for 139 official portraits during her lifetime, including one for Rolf Harris.

39. The Queen sat for the first and only hologram portrait in 2003.

40. There have been 11 sculptures of the Queen.

41. The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh did their first royal ‘walkabout ‘ on a tour to Australia and New Zealand in 1970.

42. The first TV film about the family life of the Royal Family was made in 1969.

43. The first time Buckingham Palace was opened to the public was in 1962 when a gallery was opened in the private chapel.

44. The Queen opened the first “children’s trail” in the Buckingham Palace garden in the Summer of 2005.

45. The only time the Queen has had to interrupt an overseas tour was in 1974 when she had to rush back to Britain from Australia and Indonesia when a general election was suddenly called.

46. The Queen has opened Parliament every year except 1959 and 1963, when she was pregnant.

47. The Queen went on her first state visit as Princess Elizabeth to South Africa in February 1947. Her Majesty’s first state visit as Queen was technically to Kenya, when King George VI died and the Queen acceded the throne during the tour.

48. The Queen’s covered 43,618 miles on her first Commonwealth tour in 1953. She visited Bermuda, Jamaica, Panama, Fiji, Tonga, New Zealand, Australia, the Cocos Islands, Ceylon, Aden, Uganda, Libya, Malta and Gibraltar.

49. In 1986, the Queen was the first British Monarch to visit China.

50. The Queen has made a Christmas broadcast to the Commonwealth every year of her reign except 1969, when a repeat of the film ‘Royal Family’ was shown and a written message from The Queen issued.

51. In 1953, the Queen made her first Christmas broadcast from overseas, live from New Zealand.

52. The Queen sent a message of congratulations to Apollo 11 astronauts for the first moon landing on July 21,1969. The message was micro-filmed and deposited on the moon in a metal container.

53. The Queen has met the first astronauts to go into space, the first woman in space and the first man on the moon at Buckingham Palace.

54. The Queen sent her first email in 1976 from an Army base.

55. There have been six Archbishops of Canterbury during The Queen’s reign.

56. The Queen played host to Pope John Paul II at Buckingham Palace in 1982 when he became the first pontiff to visit Britain in 450 years.

57. The Queen first visited a UK mosque in July 2002.

58. The Queen has attended 50 Royal Maundy services during her reign at more than 39 different cathedrals.

59. The Queen has owned more than 30 corgis during her reign.

60. The Queen also introduced a new breed of dog known as the “dorgi” when one of Her Majesty’s corgis was mated with a dachshund.

61. The Queen also breeds and trains Labradors and Cocker Spaniels at Sandringham.

62. The Queen’s first pony was a Shetland pony called Peggy which was given to her by her grandfather, King George V.

63. The Queen also takes a keen interest in horse breeding. She has about 25 horses in training each season.

64. The Queen’s racing colours are: Purple body with gold braid, Scarlet sleeves and Black velvet cap with gold fringe.

65. In recognition of her interest in the sport, the Queen is Patron of a number of racing societies, including the Royal Pigeon Racing Association.

66. The Queen’s wedding dress was designed by Sir Norman Hartnell and was woven at Winterthur Silks Limited, Dunfermline, in the Canmore factory, using silk that had come from Chinese silkworms at Lullingstone Castle.

67. The Queen’s wedding ring was made from a nugget of Welsh gold which came from the Clogau St David’s mine near Dolgellau.

68. The Queen’s dressmakers over the years have included Sir Hardy Amies, Sir Norman Hartnell, Karl-Ludwig Couture and Maureen Rose. The Queen’s hat-makers have been Frederick Fox, Philip Somerville and Marie O’Regan.

69. The Queen has the largest pink diamond in the world in her extensive jewellery collection.

70. The Queen has laid her wreath at the Cenotaph on Remembrance Sunday every year of her reign, except in 1959, 1961, 1963, 1968, 1983 and 1999 when she was either pregnant or overseas on an official visit.

71. The Queen has visited the sets of Coronation Street, EastEnders and Emmerdale.

72. In 1997, The Queen launched Buckingham Palace’s first official website.

73. In 1998, The Queen introduced “theme days” to promote and celebrate aspects of British culture.

74. In June, 2002, 200 million people watched on TV as the Queen hosted the first public concerts in the garden of Buckingham Palace to celebrate her Golden Jubilee.

75. The Queen is the first member of the Royal Family to be awarded a gold disc after 100,000 copies of the CD of the ‘Party at the Palace’ concert, were sold.

76. The Queen hosted the first women-only event “Women of Achievement” at Buckingham Palace in March, 2004.

77. In November 2004, The Queen invited the cast of Les Miserables in the West End to perform for French President Jacques Chirac at Windsor Castle.

78. The Queen acted in a number of pantomimes during World War Two including playing the part of Prince Florizel in Cinderella in 1941.

79. In 2005, The Queen claimed ownership of 88 cygnets on the river Thames. They are looked after by the Swan Marker. The first Royal Swan Keeper was appointed around the 12th Century.

80. The Queen owns the sturgeons, porpoises whales and dolphins captured within three miles of UK shores.

81. The Queen reportedly did not watch the movie about herself starring actress Helen Mirren.

A royal source said: “There is no way Her Majesty would sit down and watch a film about the days after the death of Princess Diana.

“The memories and the subject matter are far too close to the bone.”

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING” sm

 

Dance of Death

Estimates of destruction are 92% of the town.

GREENSBURG, KS – This sun-baked High Plains town no longer has a grade school, a high school, a City Hall, a hospital, a water tower, a fire station, a business district or a main street.

It has people, but all 1,400 of them live elsewhere today. The homes they kept, the rooms where they were born, where they grew old together, now lie in millions of pieces, some of them as small as matchsticks. Tatters and shards of Greensburg flew for miles across the shortgrass and sage and yucca outside town on Friday night. Their branches now hold the shreds of housing insulation, pieces of tin, pieces of twisted roofing, crumpled family photographs, torn documents, and bits and pieces of belongings.

Macabre “Eyes of The Storm.” Aerial Photographs from Greensburg, Kansas

4 May, 2007 Record Storm – length 22 miles, width 1.5-1.75 miles, winds 200+ mph,

15-20 minutes

Survivors crawling out saw overturned and broken-open trucks, cracked windshields, and square mile after square mile of twisted aluminum, shredded insulation and splintered debris. Rescuers in daylight saw foundations pulverized close to the topsoil. Residents say the meteorologists and the town sirens gave them 20 minutes to run or take shelter. Rescuers, driving into town, lost tires to the thousands of nails and jagged edges that now litter the streets.

There are roadblocks outside of town, to keep gawkers and souvenir hunters out. They will have to keep heartbroken residents outside of town for a little while, too.The town was evacuated so that rescuers could sort through the wreckage and make sure everyone, living and dead, is accounted for. The Kiowa County courthouse still stands. The grain elevator still stands. The water tower, as a highway patrol trooper said, “is not just down — it is completely destroyed.”

THE BEST WAY TO HELP

The Red Cross says the best way you can help is financial contributions. If you’d like to give, you can call 1-800-RedCross or visit their website at www.redcross.org. You can also mail a contribution to the local chapter at:

Red Cross
Kansas Capital Area Chapter
1221 SW 17th St.
Topeka, KS 66604