(L>R) Marcus, Dad & Son, Dad & Mom, Family Imperial Crest, Marcus & Frederick, Marcus, Aunt Paris
(CAUTION – THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS LINKS TO SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT, NOT OURS)
Names. I really am the worst when it comes to remembering names, reckless at social gatherings. With this fret, on my way out for the evening, I transfixed my thoughts to little Dannylynn, since at her age, I do not believe she can reason for herself, but no worries, neither can many of her elders. Anyhow, suppose Daddy really is Prince Frederick Anhalt, also known in Germany by his adopted name and station; “Frederic Prince von Anhalt Duke to Saxonia and Westphalia and Count von Askanien?” The good news is that I when I’m old enough, I’ll come to understand I’m a Princess, and my “adoptive” mother is, “Her Royal Highness Zsa Zsa von Anhalt (Gabor) Princess and Duchess of The Holy Roman Empire,” which means If Conrad hadn’t checked out of the hotel early, I could fill him in on the latest panty romps of Paris Hilton, my Step Great Aunt. But the better news is, I have another brother.
Yup. Seems that about a year or so ago, “Mummy and Daddy” adopted one Marcus Eberhardt of Munich, Germany, and he is now; “Prince Eberhardt Edward von Anhalt Duke to Saxonia and Westphalia and Count von Askanien.” Frederick, now claiming to be 64, met his future son Marcus, 38, at “Pure Platinum,” a table-dance a go-go club in Frankfurt, Germany seven or eight years ago. (“Mummy” Zsa Zsa, is somewhere in the neighborhood of 90, and I’m not good with math either). Next time you are in Munich, be sure to be taken in at the Villa Fantasia in Riem, the well known brothel then owned by, and the source of gah-zillions of Marcus’s Marks. Missed him? He may be on board his yacht or spring cleaning one of his mansions in either Florida, Dubai, Frankfurt, Munich, or Ibiza. Prior to his adoption, Marcus and Frederick reputedly chummed around in numerous sex clubs throughout Germany. Here’s where you’d think I’d insert; “chip off the old block,” but that story is too good and is reserved for another day. Stay tuned.
Frederick is, of course, too of “adopted” titles, reportedly purchased through our favorite, and likewise adopted “title broker;” Consul Weyer Graf von Yorck. (Read: “Fake Your Way to the Top”) Frederick’s adoption apparently occurred in February, 1980 to the daughter-in-law of Germany’s Emperor Wilhelm II. Then 82, she was; “H. H. Marie Auguste Antoinette Frederike Alexandra Hilda Luise.” Reportedly “Mom” was short of expenses at the time, and Frederick, known then as the “Supporter,” paid her for the title the princely sum of 2000 Marks monthly for the brief time before her death. Our Bests’ tell us irrational exuberance caught up with Marcus and the price of his title was a bit more – in excess of $1 Million.
Anyhow, Dannylynn, somebody, probably actually famous once said, “What’s in a Name?” Don’t ask me who, though. I’m not good with names.
“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING” sm
3/22 UPDATE -”I KNOW NOTHING!!!” Things that make you go hmmmm…..
Attention Howard K. Stern: Anna Nicole Smith’s most private possessions are a frickin’ gold mine.
TMZ has learned that in an eBay auction, a businessman from Hamburg, Germany just dropped $512,500 on two handwritten diaries, penned by Anna Nicole between 1992 and 1994.
According to the seller, Thomas Riccio of Universal Rarities, the winner is “a huge fan” of the former Playboy Playmate, but wishes to remain anonymous. The German outbid fans from all over the world, including the United States, England and even the Bahamas.
CHAPTER II NEW APRIL 4, 2007! CLICK ON THE PRINZ
March 22, 2007 at 5:19 pm
FYI – FOUND THIS AT A HOMESTEAD SITE – CHEERS!
Royal Replicas
How hilarious that NAP (not a prince VonAsshole) has a daughter who has a blog called “The Easy Way Out”. The lazy apple doesn’t fall far from the fruit tree. Hans-NAP must be proud his daughter has such an aptly-named blog and is writing about him – and his new son. Well, the son ain’t so new anymore, but it’s a good story for sure.
The fake spawn of fake-prince VonAsshole left a message for Dannielynn this week, spelling her name incorrectly, which is only the first thing I laughed at. The blog entry is entitled: ‘Dannylynn, Meet Your Brother Mark’ and it has some pictures of the big brother, the first of which has him posing in a fake Mafia suit. Soprano fan? The second shows him and Dad in Hollywood, trying to find rich babes to bag. The third is a riot.
It shows Hans and his wife Zsa Zsa dressed like royalty; Hans in a custom–made Prince Costume, sitting before what is clearly a corrugated cardboard castle picture and looking more like they’re posing at Medieval Times than in a stately home. There are a few more photos, like their fake family crest which they probably picked up here — and then it gets really funny. Sissy writes some stuff.
She starts by saying: “Names. I really am the worst when it comes to remembering names” — or spelling them, apparently. Then she tells the story of her brother Marcus who was adopted by Prince Joke and Saint Zsa Zsa. The fake son, who is 38, met his future fake father at a table-dance go-go club. Fun family memories there! And it turns out, this new son owned a “well known” brothel. Sis writes: “Prior to his adoption, Marcus and Frederick reputedly chummed around in numerous sex clubs throughout Germany.” Awwh… I’m so warmed by this, really warmed. Nothing like future-father and son bonding. It really doesn’t get any better, does it?
The best part is when Sissy spills the beans and says her daddy went to a “title broker”. Yup. He bought his prince title and you can buy one too! I’m going to buy the title of ‘Queen Von Asshole’ and banish him from the kingdom –- or maybe I’ll just lock him in a tower –- or worse; I’ll have him wear a jester suit, complete with pointy-toed shoes and bells on the end. Maybe I’ll be real cruel and take away his Viagra and then bring in
a few hookers. He can watch as sonny boy does them. Yes, fond family memories indeed.
Lastly, Dannielynn’s new self-appointed big sister recommends a post called “Fake Your Way to the Top” written all about Daddy Hans and how
he is basically a fraud. Oops! Did I say “fraud”? Shit… Don’t want to get sued by the prince, now. But I didn’t call him a fraud, actually. I just said the piece pretty much does that for me. Damn, maybe I’ll send him some jewels; gems of glass and aluminum foil, to make it up to him, huh?
March 22, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Uber, thanks. Anemi is doing a follow-up thing, tonight Anemi? Think so. BTW, These people are real serious about the Family Crest stuff. Go read Anemi’s “Party Like It’s 1999″
March 22, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Hotel heiress Paris Hilton had a late-night rendezvous in Hollywood last night with on-again-off-again boyfriend, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, who seemed to be doing his best to avoid being seen with her — way to make a girl feel special, Stav!
After Paris rolled up to the Roosevelt in a taxi — since her license was suspended following her DUI — the heiress sat around in the parking lot, chatting on the phone, enduring the plight of girlfriends everywhere: waiting for her man to show up!
Hilton then left her cab and walked toward a taxi-van, where Stav was stashed in the backseat, hiding from cameras. Later that evening, the two were spotted getting out of a van at the Chateau Marmont hotel.
March 22, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Umm, thanks for the update. Hope they weren’t in Bungalow #2
And, no Sky-Miles at the Hilton?
March 30, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Fire in Hollywood Hills threatening Universal City, Griffith Park, and the Prinz and Porno’s favorite parking spot near the world’s most photographed billboard. No word on the cause? LOL!
November 16, 2007 at 3:07 am
Secret Admirer happens to be correct on many points. However, Royal Households are going broke all over, in many nations. There simply is no need for them any longer and they become a strain on the people, instead of an asset. What does one do when the money runs out and you have servants to support and a household to run? One’s ancestors can’t help pay the bills. Even Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II has bills. So do the many other lower Royals who try to make ends meet by strategically arranging marriages that may bring in wealth. Love takes a back seat to honour in some cases. However, this von Anhalt thing has gone too far! This is a disgrace! Allowed to use a very old, heraldic family name in this manner! This should be stopped. Zsa Zsa should be ashamed! I must comment that my late mother never liked her and would always remark when she would happen to see her. She would always say; “Oh, I can’t stand that woman!” I see her point now. I am 55, so I have few years left and I would love to see the restoration of many Royal Households. I have corresponded this them all. I have done this all my life and have also complained about how Europe is changing so. I am known to King Albert and Queen Paola of the Belgians, Queen Margrethe and Prince Henrik of Denmark, Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands, King Harald and Queen Sonja of Norway, King Juan Carlos and Queen Sofia of Spain, King Carl Gustaf and Queen Silvia of Sweden, Grand Duke Jean and Grand Duchess Josephine-Charlotte of Luxembourg, and also the current Grand Duke Henri and Grand Duchess Maria Teresa of Luxembourg. (*most Royals are related.) Many used to send me cards and letters, however, they passed away and thus are not mentioned. Too many more to mention know me as well, like The House of Hohenzollern, headed by Georg Friedrich, Prince von Preussen, now known as; George Frederick The Prince of Prussia, the Prince Hans-Adam II, Liechtenstein’s ruling prince who has won overwhelming support from his subjects to become Europe’s only absolute monarch, after a referendum campaign, from Monaco, the Romanian Royals, Bugarian Royals, Greek, so many others and from many more non European Royals as well. I am so used to this.
(*I was brousing online when I came across this site), which I read and simply commented on. If you look up this Marcus, the Imposter Prince, (*I refuse to use von Anhalt), you shall see just how far he goes with this. Amazing.
However, I believe all Royal titles should be done away with, if they are not absolute and vital, necessary or cacapable of returning to power! Germany, Austria and others have done this and the only way to show Royal heritage is to have a name change with your Title, or Style, incorporated into your name, properly. Many times I would get angry about this and write to Royals asking why they just do not step aside and join the citizenry without their regal bounty. One example: I had written a rather long personal letter, not an email, to HM the King of Sweden, not long ago, på Svenska/in Swedish, asking His Majesty to please try to force certain nonSwedish illegals to leave his realm and if he could not then what good is it being King? The E. U. – (*European Union), has made it impossible for them to lead their own people now. It’s getting so ridiculous! This world has changed so much since I was very young and remember when these things meant so much more than they do now.
Forget about these fake Royals and learn about the authentic ones. There’s thousands of them when you consider how many Kingdoms there were and are, then add all the family members, Cousins, Aunts, Nieces, and so forth whom all held titles, such as Baron/Baroness, Count/Countess, …etc, etc…
I’ like to know why people are so interested in these people, since the Americas were founded and formed to get away from such Realms! All so silly. But, it sells, I guess…
November 16, 2007 at 3:31 am
CORRECTIONS ARE MADE BELOW TO ANY ERRORS FROM THE ABOVE STATEMENTS; Made By:
**Anonymous Of Lower Peerage…
*I am 55, so I have few years left and I would love to see the restoration of many Royal Households. I have corresponded this *”TO” them all. I have done this all my life and have also complained about how Europe is changing so.
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*However, I believe all Royal titles should be done away with, if they are not absolute and vital, necessary or *”capable” of returning to power!
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*”I’d” like to know why people are so interested in these people, since the Americas were founded and formed to get away from such Realms! All so silly. But, it sells, I guess…
November 16, 2007 at 5:10 pm
*Just what Realm is Prince Frederick von Anhalt a prince of? (You may ask yourself.)
…Well! Now that’s a loaded question with one simple answer. “NONE!” The ONLY reason people pay any attention to him, is because of money! It’s a Title that really belonged to the elderly, now late, “REAL” German Princess whom he befriended and claimed she adopted him, “as an adult”, so he could “try” to lay claims to the Titles and estates he always dreamed about! Her Royal Highness would NEVER have fallen for such a devious and deceptive move as this, had she been younger and in her alert mind. She had been taught all her life to stay away from such people! Mr Lichtenberg, the fraud’s real name, is amazingly “brash”! He’s a strange, very weird, oversexed, very old playboy, similar to his adopted choice of a son, Marcus!!! (*They should know that REAL TITLES are inherited by bloodline, or “BESTOWED” and earned through merit and valour upon a personage of most high status and not through adoption!!!) If it were that easy, “all” wealthy people would simply be buying titles and “running” countries! They are “ruining” them though! Making life even worse for the populous wherever they slither and creep! *(Not all wealthy are bad, however.)
So, this so called Prince Frederick “von Anhalt”, (a name he should NOT have use of, because that is a name of great honour in German history), is the husband of the infamous Hollyweird, money grubbing, has-been, semistar Zsa Zsa Gabor, “Dahlink”! (*She’s taken more men to the cleaners than we took suits!), and outlasted them too!
But, really, who is (Prince) Frederick (von Anhalt) anyway?
…ok, he was born: 1948, as Hans Robert, or Hans-Georg Lichtenberg!!! A “COMMONER!”, which means; “Not One Of Noble Rank!” This also means that he should count his lucky stars that Royals do not have power, as Mr Lichtenberg would be in a dark dungeon, being tortured by now awaiting execution!!! Not screwing whores in his Rolls Royce and being left naked and handcuffed to his steering wheel!!! What a man! (*The Anhalts must be scratching their coffin lids by now!)… Unbelieveable what this man gets away with!
This not so cunning, money grubbing, maniac, gigolo! was said to be adopted in 1980 by elderly Princess von Anhalt, at “his age?” Then “he”, Mr Lichtenberg, used such adoptions as a form of income thereafter. The transaction was masterminded by “Consul” Hans-Hermann Weyer, a German who pioneered in the selling of noble titles, (though not allowed by law), of honorary doctorates and other decorations in Germany. As a result, Mr Hans Lichtenberg simply changed his name and had the nerve to take the name “Frederick Prinz von Anhalt” and is also known as simply Frederick von Anhalt too.
This does not, however, indicate that he has a noble title, which have been extinct in Germany since 1919. Instead Prinz von Anhalt is his post-adoption surname and carries with it “NO legal connection” as a representative or member of the Anhalt dynasty! (*Anyone can change their name and become whatever they choose. But, this one was different! He actually tried to take Her Royal Highness’ Title and estates!) Well, it’s not that easy to do and he thus found that out and tried selling his so called title to others. Adopting became another mode of income, as with Marcus!
April 12, 2008 at 5:55 pm
This is interesting comments nos. 6, 7, & 8 from Anonymous of Lower Peerage. Frederic von Anhalt (Zsa Zsa’s husband) is a “faked prince” and “broked” (no money). Is this right? And he has no connecting with member of the Anhalt dynasty. He has been in trial last week. Has the case dismiss? Frederic has been acted so strange lately. He has been with TMZ very often where eat go out for lunch at the Ivy’s in W. Hollywood every day. He loved the media attention (play as Mr. Zsa Zsa). I don’t think it is funny to me (some people do and some don’t). I read somewhere in the TMZ’s comments the country of Germany kicked him out two years ago. Don’t know what this means. I have been reading these interest comments from TMZ what people are saying about that lived in W. Hollywood area and some from Germany. I am not a big fan of like (TMZ for example) Hollywood gossips-with Frederic it is getting “WORSE”. I feel sorry for Zsa Zsa and I don’t think she know what he has been doing — I think her daughter knows.
April 19, 2008 at 2:58 am
The verdict is in the Prinz von Anhalt case and he has to pay up. Better up his allowance, Zsa Zsa! von Anhalt has to fork over $910 in medical expenses and $3,600 in general expenses. This came from TMZ news report today. Don’t know what this means.
April 27, 2008 at 2:56 am
Prinz von Anhalt is back again on TMZ today. He is at the Starbuck’s Coffee Shop in W. Hollywood, CA. Do you know what he is doing? He is smoking his cigar. There is must be a tie between him and TMZ (Harvey Levine). TMZ fans still don’t know who this guy is. I know who he is. Maybe Frederic is getting pay for this since he is “broke”.